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Old 2nd July 2010
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Smile Pintu Gerbang Surga Rusak
SUATU hari pintu gerbang surga rusak. Malaikat pun memanggil tiga orang insinyur, yang masing-masing berasal dari Amerika, Jepang, dan Indonesia.
"Berapa perbaikan pintu surga?" tanya malaikat.
"US$600. Sebesar US$300 untuk saya, US$150 dollar untuk biaya pembangunan, dan US$150 dollar untuk para pekerja," jawab insinyur Amerika.
"US$300. Sebanyak US$100 untuk saya, US$100 untuk bahan bangunan, dan US$100 bagi para pekerja," jawab insinyur Amerika.
"US$1,200," jawab insinyur Indonesia.
"Mahal sekali. Jelaskan perinciannya," kata malaikat.
Insiyur Indonesia sambil berbisik berkata, "Biar Jepang yang kerjakan. Jadi US$300 untuk dia, US$450 untukku dan US$450 untukmu.


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pera one

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maksud ceritanya apa sih?
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HAHAHAHA.......
itu hebatnya bisnismen disini, selalu bisa mengambil keuntungan di setiap situasi
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wah dasar indonesia.. jago bener kong kalikong nya.. ahaha..
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maksudnya korupsi y ndan..

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Dasar orang indonesia, isi otaknya cuma korupsi
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