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Old 1st January 2011
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Sebut saja namanya Bodonk, Bodonk tergolong orang yang agak terbelakang pendidikkannya. Suatu ketika dia tertarik untuk memperbesar alat vital nya dengan suntikan silikon. Alhasil ternyata alat vitalnya menjadi besar seperti yang di inginkannya. Lalu dia ingin membuat surprise untuk istrinya. Tapi dia sangat kecewa karena ternyata setelah berusaha mesra dan intim namun �anu� nya tidak mau tegang.

Keesokan harinya, dia mencoba lagi, maka pergilah dia ke lokalisasi dan dia memesan 2 orang cewek yang paling cakep. Namun apa yang terjadi, walaupun 2 cewek itu berusaha merangsang sedemikian rupa, trnyata tetap aja dia tidak bisa tegang.

Dengan lunglai dan kecewa dia pulang, ketika perjalanan pulang dia tiba-tiba kebelet pipis. Dan tepat di depannya ada kotoran sapi yang masih baru dan hangat. Pas dia keluarin �anu� nya dan dia pipisnya diarahkan ke kotoran sapi itu. Tiba-tiba saja �anu�nya berdiri. Dan dengan geramnya dia berkata sendiri,

�Dasar bego,dikasi makanan enak gak mau. Liat kotoran sapi malah mau. Nih makan kotaran sapi!!�

Dengan penuh emosi dia ambil kotoran sapi dan dia usap-usapkan ke �kepala� nya.

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Old 1st January 2011
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Jiah... giliran yang kayak gitu malah berdiri.
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buakakakk...... otongnya bodoh berarti.... dikasih yang seger2 gk mau.. :nyahaha:
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hahaha.. nafsu kok liat tahi sapi? :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkkkkk
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.hangat tuh di oles tai lembu.hahaha :nyahaha:
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emang ada hubungan antara silikon ma tokai sapi????
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lumayan bikin ngakak ndan..
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wah harus tusbol dong
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Old 7th November 2011
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bener bener tuh keterbelakangan mental
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