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KAMUS BAHASA PLANET GAUL



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A

AA Gym = Agak agak gimana

Akika, Akyu = Aku

Apose = Apa





B

Bapuk = Barang lapuk, jelek

Begindang = Begini

Bejong = Baju

Belalang = Beli

Belenjong, Blenji = Belanja

Beranak Dalam Kubur = Buang air besar, ber*k

Balon= Bakal calon

Bebong = Babu

Bekibolang= Belok kiri boleh langsung

Brokap = Berapa

Brondong= Cowok/cewek belia

Brownies, Bronis = Brondong manis

Buleleng = Bule





C

Cacamarica = Cari

Capcus = cabut (pulang/pergi)

Caur = Ancur

Ciamik = Bagus

Cimut = Ciuman maut

Cileduk= Cinta lewat dukun

CDMA= Cape deh males ah

Cemat= Cewe matre

Cemen= Gak punya nyali

Cucok, Cucok meong = Cocok

Cumi = Cium





D

Diana. Deske, Dese = Dia

Dendong = Dandan

Doror = Double eror





E

Eke, Ik, ikke = Aku

Endang, Endang gulindang, Endang markondang = Enak, enak sekali

Ember= Emang benar, Iya

Eslong, Ori = Asli, orisinal



G

Gaptek = gagap teknologi

Gazebo = Gak zelas bo

Gedong = Gede, besar

Gilingan = Gila

GTL = gitu loh!





H

Hamidah = Hamil

HandyCam := Kemek/Makan pakai tangan

Hemong = Homo

Himalayang = Hilang





I

Ijo Lumut = Ikatan jomblo lucu dan imut

Indang = Ini



J

Jabluk = Jablay buluk

Jablay = Jarang dibelai, orang yg kesepian/sendirian

Jadul = jaman dulu

Jaim = Jaga imej

Jali-Jali = Jalan-Jalan

Jarpul = jarang pulang

Jayus = banyolan yg gak lucu

Jij, yey = Kamu

Jijay, Jijay Markijay = Jijik

Jomblo = masih sendirian. belum berpasangan

Jorse, Jorki, Joker = Jorok

Jugra = Juga





K

Kawanua = Kamu

Kawilarang = kimpoi

Kayangan, tajir = kaya

Kelinci = Kecil

Kemsi = Kemek/makan siang)

Kencana = Kencing

Kepelong = Kepala

Krejong, Gawe = Kerja





L

Lambreta = Lambat

Lamongan, Lambada = Lama

Lapangan Bola = Lapar

Lekong = Laki

Lemot = Lemah otak

Lumajang = Lumayan

Lula Kamal = Lupa segala kalau malam





M

Mabar, Mebong = Mabok

Macaci = masa sih

Maharani = Mahal

Makaci = terimakasih

Makarena = Makan

Malesia = Malas

Maluku = Malu

Mandole = Mandi

Mandra, Menong, Mindang = Mana

Mataram = Mati

Mawar = Mau

Mehong = Mahal

Meneketehe = Mana aku tahu

Menong, Mandra, Mindang = Mana

Merekah = Marah

Mereske = Mereka

Minangan = Minum

Mindang, Mandra, Menong = Mana

Motorola = Motor

Mukadimah = Muka

Mursida, mursidawati = Murah





N

Najong = Najis

Nanda = Nanti

Naspro = Nasi

Napose = Napa, Kenapa

Nepsong = Napsu

Neting = Negative Thinking

Ngemeng = Ngomong/bicara





O

Organ = Orang

Organ Tunggal, Ortu = Orang Tua





P

Parno = Paranoid

Pecun = Perek Culun

Pelsong = Palsu

Pere = Perempuan

Pertiwi = Perut

Pewe = Posisi (Wu-)enak

Pewong = Perempuan

Piur = Pergi

Poting = Positive thingking

PDA = Please dong ah





R

Rambutan = Rambut

Rusia = Rusak





S

Sastra = Satu

Sekong = Sakit, gay

Sepetong, Spartakus = Sepatu

Sherina = Serius na, seriusnya

Sindang = Sini

Sihombing = sombong

Sindang = Sini

Sipang Ronggeng = Pisang Goreng

Sandro, Sondang = Sana

Sodokur = Sodara

Sondang = Sono

Songong = Belagu

Soraya = Sok

Soraya Perucha = Sakit Perut

Sotoy = Sok tau

Suamsuamkuku = Suamiku

Sutra = Sudah

SMP = Sehabis makan pulang

SMS= Suka sama suka

STDL = Sok tau deh lo

STW = Setengah Tua..





T

Tajir, Kayangan = Kaya

Tasmania = Tas

Telerama = Teler

Tinta = Tidak

Titi DJ = Hati2 di jalan

Titi Kamal= Hati2 kalau malam

Titi Puspa = Hati2 pulang sampai pagi

Titi Syuman = Hati2 cium teman

Tomingse =Tolong Mingkem Sedikit

TBC = Tekanan Batin Cinta

TP = Tebar pesona



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