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Murid : Pak, saya mau protes. Kenapa nilai saya 0? Padahal semua jawaban saya benar.
Guru : Lihat dan bacakan apa yang kau jawab di kertas ujian!
Pertanyaan No.1 Sebutkan sedikitnya 5 keajaiban dunia. Apa yang kau jawab?
Murid : 1. Orang bisa terbang
2. Orang buta bisa melihat
3. Orang bisu bisa menyanyi
4. Orang lumpuh bisa melompat
5. Orang tuli bisa mendengar musik
Semuanya ajaib kok pak!
Guru : ITU BUKAN JAWABAN NAMANYA.
Lalu pertanyaan No. 2 Sebutkan 5 buah nama-nama "profesi tukang" yang anda ketahui!
Apa pula yang kau tulis?
Murid : Tukang rampok, tukang jambret, tukang copet, tukang tipu dan polisi.
Guru : Semua memang tukang, tapi itu bukan jawaban. Lalu mengapa kau tulis "polisi" di sana?
Murid : Pak, kalau polisi kan tukang tilang!

Sang Guru mulai naik darah.

Guru : Baik kalau kau bilang begitu. Lalu pertanyaan No. 3 Sebutkan persamaan kata untuk kata-kata di bawah ini!
Persamaan kata "bodoh" apa?
Murid : Pura-pura pintar
Guru : Kata "benci?"
Murid : Pura-pura sayang
Guru : "Sedih?"
Murid : Pura-pura senang
Guru : Kenapa semuanya pura-pura? Semuanya SALAH. Kemudian pertanyaan no. 4 dan no. 5,
coba bacakan jawaban yang kau tulis di lembar jawaban!
Murid : "Hanya Tuhan yang tahu."
Guru : MANA ADA JAWABAN SEPERTI ITU?
Murid : Tapi pak, Tuhan kan memang tahu segalanya. Jawaban ujian saya pun, Tuhan juga pasti tahu.
Guru : KEMBALIKAN KERTAS UJIANMU! BAPAK AKAN MENGUBAH NILAINYA!
maaf qlo repost ya ..
hahaha ..
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itu murid yang pintar ndo ..
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agak crispy nii miss
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Buset dah thu murid,,belajar dari bapakna kale yahh cara ngeles yang tangguh,,
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kurang ndan,, nice tryy^^
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kayakny tu guru bs stress ndan :nyahaha:
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wah,gurunya marah2
ndak bole tu miss
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cerdas banget nih murid ndan
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bisa aje tuh murid menghindar....
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muridnya yang pinter apa gurunya yang bego????
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