joke para satwa part III
 

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Pada siang hari ada seekor monyet kehausan, sedang mencari minum di sawah dan bertemu dgn ikan lele....terjadilah percakapan sbb :



lele : "mo ngapain lo nyet ??"

monyet : "mo minum le,.. mang nye knp ??"

lele : "jangan berak disitu nyet, soalnye kmaren temen gue makan https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif lo masuk rumah sakit tuh !!"

monyet : "ko isa sih, http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/bingungs.gif mang nye knp le ??"

lele : " https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif lo banyak bijinye, mang lo bis makan paan ci ??"

monyet : " jambu kelutuk le.."

lele : "owh pantesan temen gue jd usus buntu https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif lo banyak bijinye tuh."

monyet : "wkwkwk https://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif https://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif sorry deh... jadi lo makan ape dong ??"

lele : "tetep https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif nyet, tp gak mao https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif lo !!"

monyet : " https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif orang gitu,, kan bau bgt le,.. https://ceri.ws/smilies/small_muntah.gif https://ceri.ws/smilies/small_muntah.gif https://ceri.ws/smilies/small_muntah.gif https://ceri.ws/smilies/small_muntah.gif"

lele : "gpp deh drpd https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif lo apes ntar gue, klo https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif orang se engga - engga nya gue ada peran bikin rantai makanan nyet."

monyet : rantai makanan, maksud lo le ??"

lele : " jadi gini nyet,, https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif => gue (lele) => orang.

jadi secara gak langsung orang makan :tai gara gara gue nyet."

monyet : "wkwkwk https://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif https://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif hebat juga lo le !!"



kemudian terlihat seekor bebek betina sedang berjalan menghampiri, utk minum jg disawah



lele : "noh lo liat, bebek mo ksini nyet :homo: ... !!"

monyet :"iye tuh le.."

lele : "jalan nye ngegang lagi, pantesan aje gmn cowo nye gak nyosor molo."

monyet : " :hammer2: ya iyalah cowonye kan bebek jg, pasti nyosor."

lele : "pant*t nye :bikini gede bgt nyet, jd ngiler gue :homo: nyet ngeliatnye."

monyet : " ngiler :homo: pengen ngapain le ??"

lele : " pengen makan https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif nye nyet, tuh pant*t gede :bikini isinye https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif molo."

monyet : " :hammer2: masa si gue gak percaya ??"

lele : "lo tanya aje sama bebek klo gak percaya !!"



ketika bebek sudah mendekat dan si monyet langsung bertanya



monyet : "bek pant*t lo gede mang isi nye https://ceri.ws/images/smilies/shit.gif mulu yee ??"

bebek : " kamu kata siapa nyet ??"

monyet : "lele yang bilang gitu ke gue ko."

bebek : "lele kamu jangan kurang ajar ya sama saya, saya tau kamu... kecil nya kamu udah kumisan, jd jangan gosip deh !!

monyet : " https://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif https://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif "

lele : " :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: "






[/spoiler][spoiler=open this] for melon:




moga ga ada :repost: diantara kita gan...

klo agan berkenan kirim :melonndan: :melonndan: :melonndan: :melonndan:

klo agan gak :ngakak: ane jgn dikasih :cabendan: :cabendan:











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