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hktoyshop 27th April 2011 01:08 PM

Balon Milik sang ibu
 
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Pada suatu hari, seorang bocah kecil sedang mandi bersama ibunya. Kemudian dia bertanya kepada ibunya, “Bu, apa yang ada di dada Ibu itu?”

Bingung menjawab, sang ibu bilang,”Tanya saja sama Bapakmu besok waktu sarapan.”

Keesokan harinya ketika sedang sarapan dengan Bapaknya, si bocah bertanya, “Pak! Tau nggak benda apa yang ada di dada Ibu?”

Si Bapak walaupun bingung tapi dapat cepat menjawab “Ooh… itu balon, sayang, nanti kalo Ibu meninggal, kita bisa meniupnya supaya Ibumu bisa terbang ke surga.”

Si bocah mengangguk-angguk mengerti. Beberapa minggu kemudian, si Bapak pulang lebih awal dari kantor. Di depan rumah, dia melihat anaknya lari ke arahnya sambil menangis tersedu-sedu.

“Bapak…! Ibu mau meninggal..” katanya memelas.

Setelah menenangkan anaknya si Bapak pun bertanya,”Mengapa kau mengira Ibumu mau meninggal?”

Si bocah menjawab,”Tadi Oom tetangga seberang meniup balon Ibu, dan Ibu berteriak “Oohh…! Ayo teruskan, aku hampir sampai..!”
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ceumekam 28th April 2011 01:45 PM

hahaha.. Ketauan selingkuh si ibu tuh..:nyahaha:

bereketex 28th April 2011 01:47 PM

balon yng renyah :gg:

hktoyshop 30th April 2011 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bereketex (Post 986464)
balon yng renyah :gg:

hehehehe renyah tapi bisa bikin keras.hahaha

Exorcist 30th April 2011 07:24 PM

wkakakakakak, ketauan dah tu si ibu :gg:

atheis 1st May 2011 04:15 AM

nah lo.... ketangkep dah selingkuhnya :nyahaha:

xbrondongx 3rd May 2011 03:09 AM

polosnya tuh anak:curiga::curiga::curiga::curiga:

Vha 3rd May 2011 09:44 AM

ketauan deh
lucu juga ceritanya gan.... ngakak ane...
:wahaha::lol:wkwkwk

casagoya 3rd May 2011 03:12 PM

:gg: Gara2 balon ketahun selingkuh deh

artka 3rd May 2011 07:13 PM

wkkk:nyahaha: sialan ni bocah... ngadu2 ane mainin puting ibu nya :nyahaha: :gg:

hktoyshop 16th May 2011 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by artka (Post 998959)
wkkk:nyahaha: sialan ni bocah... ngadu2 ane mainin puting ibu nya :nyahaha: :gg:

hahahha makanya kalo main jangan bawa anak,hehehehe

terindah 16th May 2011 01:59 PM

dihajar habis-habisan deh tu tetangga...................

Neill 16th May 2011 04:19 PM

:wahaha::wahaha: kaya pernah baca alur ceritanya:curiga:
tapi baguslah kocak:mantap:

kninaku 16th May 2011 04:37 PM

:bahagia: ngakak ane ngebacanya ndan...

hktoyshop 18th May 2011 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kninaku (Post 1037188)
:bahagia: ngakak ane ngebacanya ndan...

jangan terlalu gede kalo ngakak ya, takut lalat masuk tar,hehehehe

inzio 29th May 2011 02:15 PM

http://ceriwis.us/images/smilies/nyahaha.gif tuh ank polos jg.

blaburr 29th May 2011 03:21 PM

haiya, lumayan

D1abl0 29th May 2011 08:30 PM

:coli::coli::coli:


Wkkkk................edan..............

abangbung 30th May 2011 12:19 AM

hahahahaha,... lucu bgt nih ndan!! kreatif ceritanya hahaha,... :wahaha::wahaha:

MASVE 30th May 2011 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by artka (Post 998959)
wkkk:nyahaha: sialan ni bocah... ngadu2 ane mainin puting ibu nya :nyahaha: :gg:

wekekekekek...
jadi ketahuan ya ndan....:wahaha::wahaha::wahaha:

hktoyshop 7th June 2011 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MASVE (Post 1082470)
wekekekekek...
jadi ketahuan ya ndan....:wahaha::wahaha::wahaha:

hehehehe gak bagi2 sih ama ane ndan, jadi di aduin dah,hehehe

Arloji88 10th June 2011 05:28 PM

Walah itu mah selingkuh :ohno: :ngakak:

FloatToGfx 10th June 2011 06:45 PM

Pinter banget anaknya... :gg:
Kalo ane punya anak pengen tu sepinter dia... :wahaha:

PierreTendean 10th June 2011 07:01 PM

ahahahaahha lucu2 sumpah.. ngakak

hktoyshop 11th June 2011 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Pierre Tendean (Post 1116795)
ahahahaahha lucu2 sumpah.. ngakak


kalo mau yang lebih lucu, unik, n mantabz cek saja di thread ane yang lain ndan... :2good:

Ganesbudy 15th June 2011 03:48 PM

hahahaha
anak nya bisa aja ngintip nya yah ndan wkwkwkwk

hktoyshop 15th June 2011 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ganesbudy (Post 1131838)
hahahaha
anak nya bisa aja ngintip nya yah ndan wkwkwkwk


mungkin gak ngintip nda, jangan2 ikitan lagi.. :lol:



F6442MZ 25th June 2011 01:56 PM

wah hahahahhahaha
bener2 tuh ibu2, selingkuhnya di depan anak polos.:ngakak:

Gempilz 25th June 2011 02:41 PM

wkwkwkwk...walaupun dah sering baca tetapi tetap ngakak ndan....wkwkwkkk

hktoyshop 27th June 2011 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Gempilz (Post 1168281)
wkwkwkwk...walaupun dah sering baca tetapi tetap ngakak ndan....wkwkwkkk

sip ndan, moga terhibur.. :2good:



battleXleader 27th June 2011 11:46 PM

wakakakaakaka:wahaha: ngakak aku . . ketaun selingkuh. .

Thieferholic 28th June 2011 09:48 AM

balon yg aneh.... :D

hktoyshop 29th June 2011 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Thieferholic (Post 1179113)
balon yg aneh.... :D

gak aneh kale ndan, mungkin balom yang indah.. :dance:



GodAvoid 30th June 2011 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by artka (Post 998959)
wkkk:nyahaha: sialan ni bocah... ngadu2 ane mainin puting ibu nya :nyahaha: :gg:

bkn ente ndan , tapi ane tuh :ngakak:

hktoyshop 1st July 2011 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GodAvoid (Post 1187072)
bkn ente ndan , tapi ane tuh :ngakak:

eh ternyata enre ndan.. :ganteng:



rizqiulilabshor 1st July 2011 11:53 PM

awkawkakwakwka ibunya selingkuh

ajaykyenz 4th July 2011 09:59 AM

wkwkwk lucu ndan:ngakak:

b4gus 4th July 2011 11:07 PM

anaknya polos bnget ndan :ngakak: :ngakak:

hktoyshop 7th July 2011 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by b4gus (Post 1219365)
anaknya polos bnget ndan :ngakak: :ngakak:

:ngakak:iya tuh.

yahooman 8th July 2011 06:41 PM

ternyata si ibu selingkuh :ngakak:


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