Kakek 85 Tahun Menikah dengan Wanita 20 Tahun

[ChandraDewi]

Seorang kakek berusia 85 tahun memeriksakan diri ke dokter karena ia akan menikah dengan seorang gadis berumur 20 tahun.

Setelah selesai diperiksa, dokter bertanya padanya : "Benarkah Anda mau menikah?"

"Ya, terpaksa dok!"

"Lho, kok terpaksa, kenapa?"

"Demi martabat keluarga, Dok. Sebenarnya buyut saya yang membuat ulah. Tapi ia tak bertanggung jawab!"

"???"

[RohmatSANG354]

:wew:

Bingung nih..

[Pembukaan]

aneh ::cd:

[cemzz]

rada krispy seh sis, tapi keep post :loveindonesia

[radicals]

agak rancu memang
yang ditanya siapa? kakek2 nya?
kriuk nanggung

[Copetuitter]

wkwkwk wkwkwk... Kasian bgt tuh cucu..

[rokmini]

kok malahn bingung saya.........

[nadzrilsyechal]

mane yg manula

[SEVIROT]

Enak tuh Kakek2 nanggung hasil perbuatan cucunya:ngakak:

[ChandraDewi]

Enak tuh Kakek2 nanggung hasil perbuatan cucunya:ngakak:

demi martabat keluarga ato demi kepentingan pribadi yah...:ngakak:

[xander630]

hemmm yah keeenakan kakeknya lah wkwkwk knp ngga aama bapaknya wkwkwk

[breddanation]

Seorang kakek berusia 85 tahun memeriksakan diri ke dokter karena ia akan menikah dengan seorang gadis berumur 20 tahun.

Setelah selesai diperiksa, dokter bertanya padanya : "Benarkah Anda mau menikah?"

"Ya, terpaksa dok!"

"Lho, kok terpaksa, kenapa?"

"Demi martabat keluarga, Dok. Sebenarnya buyut saya yang membuat ulah. Tapi ia tak bertanggung jawab!"

"???"

aku gag ngerti dech yank :tanya::sengsara:

[ChandraDewi]

aku gag ngerti dech yank :tanya::sengsara:

masa ga ngerti sih...

[cokor]

gillleee bener da ah tu kakek2

[Iben]

buyutnya yg berbuat kok kakeknya yg tanggung jawab :shutup:

[duniatejo]

hahaahaahaaaha

[pemburumainan]

Enakan jadi buyutnya dunk.

[wilurof]

I've got several jokes:
Husband- When I got mad at you, you never fight back, How do you control your anger?
Wife- I clean the toilet.
Husband-How does that help?
Wife- I use your toothbrush
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
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Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
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Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early & found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
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The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
"Honey," she said as she pointed the guy out, "That guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
Her husband said, "That's silly, no one celebrates that much!"
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Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
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Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!
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Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
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Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
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The young couple were holding hands in the Nudist camp.
Guy: When I tell you I love you why do you always lower your eyes?
Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true
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Wife, stark naked, stands on her head in bed.
Husband: What the hell are you doing?
Wife: I figured if you can't get it up, you could surely drop it in.
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Husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbour.
"You didn't do it, did you?"
"Ya I did... I paid up for six months!"
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Those are English jokes. We need to know not only the language but you have to know about the culture too.
Here we are several jokes:
From Manado
Ada ni 3 anak bacirita dorang pe papa-papa pe jago,

Anak 1 : "Kita pe papa kalu ba pidato nda ja pake teks."
Anak 2 : "Kita pe papa kalu ba pidato nda ja pake mike..."

"Ngana pe papa dang"? ni 2 anak tanya pa anak 3...

Anak 3 : "Kira kwa cuma ngoni... kalu ngoni mo tau kasiang, kita pe papa kalu ba pidato nda ja pake OTAK!"
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From Papua
Skali Pace Yaklep mabuk berat malam minggu, Yaklep trus tidur deng teman-teman di got samping gereja. Begitu lonceng minggu pagi berbunyi dorang kaget trus bangun dan ikut masuk di gereja. Pace Yaklep de pace Kon dorang duduk rapi di bangku belakang trus hari itu pendeta sedang cerita mengenai mujizat Nabi Musa menyebrangi laut.

Tapi dorang dua bingung geleng�€“geleng kepala bagaimana mungkin Musa bisa menyebrang laut yah, terus jemaat semua berdiri dan menyanyikan lagu : "Deng apa MUSA Menyebrang...? Berlayar Tidak... Berenang Tidak..." Dorang dua dibelakang langsung ikut menyanyi dan menjawab, "Mungkin Dia Molo kah...?"
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From Sunda
Mang Juned poe eta kadatangan tamu dulurna pak Kosim ti Jakarta, kabeneran manehna jeung pak Kosim boga budak saumuran kira-kira 5 taunan.

basa mang Juned keur ngobrol jeung pak Kosim di teras imah, anakna keur uplek maen koleci jeung anak pak Kosim. Keur anteng maen koleci, ujug-ujug gejlo weh aya bangkong luncat ka deukeut barudak nu keur maen koleci, atuh barudak teh rareuwaseun.

Anak mang Juned: "Ih, awas aya bangkong, aya bangkong"

Anak pak Kosim : "Idih, ada kodok, ada kodok"

Anak mang Juned: "Yeeh, tong di kodok, geuleuh"

Atuh mang Juned jeung pak Kosim nu ngadengekeun sing cakakak
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Different pond different fish but we have a good proverb:
BHINNEKA TUNGGAL EKA
:ceriwislove::loveindonesia:ceriwislove::loveindon esia

[Ronald212]

:shutup: apa yaaa ???
jadi bingung saya

[amanghaji]

Bingung... :tanya:
aneh.... :cd:

[undercover87]

walah, maksudnya apaan nie, kok ane jadi binggung ya bacanya, hehehehe

[cumie]

duh kok ane gak nangkep yah.......... bingung nich

[Rasley]

kriuk kriuk

[Kaptenjfleece]

huahaha, jadi engkong2 umur ratusan tahun yg memperkosa yah...

ahihihi, kasian cucunya yah...
:ngakak:

[suntix]

lucu juga gan sempet bikin ane jadi ketawa terus tuh :ngakak

[anakkuda]

wakakkaka ada2 aja joke ente ndan :ngakak::ngakak: