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20th November 2011, 09:06 AM
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Quote:
Mark Zuckerberg: �Glad I finally got a chance to wear the suit Mom got for my bar mitzvah.�
Dick Costolo (Twitter): Dinner w/ POTUS, Zuck, and Jobs! have not been this excited since @juliaallison showed me her tramp stamp. ZOMG!!! #jizzmypants
Carol Bartz: �Pass the goddamn potatoes, asshole!�
Reed Hastings (Netflix): �Mr. President, that DVD of Black Anal Assassins on your waiting list is now in.�
Larry Ellison: �Check out the rack on that blonde next to Schmidt. Hello Mrs. Ellison number five.�
John Chambers (Cisco): �Does Jobs ever take off that fucking turtleneck?�
Eric Schmidt: �Sergei swore the invite said �BYOH � Bring Your Own Hooker.� I�m gonna get that little twerp.�
Steve Jobs: �It might just be all that organic beet juice I just drank, but I really have to take a miraculous, life-changing dump.�
President Barak Obama: �And Michelle thinks I�m a geek. She should spend two hours with these dorks.�
EDIT: Pindahin gambar ke imageshack.. ga nongol
http://www.esarcasm.com/21198/dinner...ally-thinking/ (http://www.esarcasm.com/21198/dinner-with-obama-what-those-tech-execs-were-really-thinking/)
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Quote:
Mark Zuckerberg: �Glad I finally got a chance to wear the suit Mom got for my bar mitzvah.�
Dick Costolo (Twitter): Dinner w/ POTUS, Zuck, and Jobs! have not been this excited since @juliaallison showed me her tramp stamp. ZOMG!!! #jizzmypants
Carol Bartz: �Pass the goddamn potatoes, asshole!�
Reed Hastings (Netflix): �Mr. President, that DVD of Black Anal Assassins on your waiting list is now in.�
Larry Ellison: �Check out the rack on that blonde next to Schmidt. Hello Mrs. Ellison number five.�
John Chambers (Cisco): �Does Jobs ever take off that fucking turtleneck?�
Eric Schmidt: �Sergei swore the invite said �BYOH � Bring Your Own Hooker.� I�m gonna get that little twerp.�
Steve Jobs: �It might just be all that organic beet juice I just drank, but I really have to take a miraculous, life-changing dump.�
President Barak Obama: �And Michelle thinks I�m a geek. She should spend two hours with these dorks.�
EDIT: Pindahin gambar ke imageshack.. ga nongol
http://www.esarcasm.com/21198/dinner...ally-thinking/ (http://www.esarcasm.com/21198/dinner-with-obama-what-those-tech-execs-were-really-thinking/)
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