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aliche
8th November 2011, 03:38 AM
langsung ke KTP

Utin, istri John menelepon John di kantornya, sambil menangis sesengukan... John heran dan mencoba menenangkan istrinya...

John : Honey, kamu kenapa? kok menangis?
Utin : Hik... hik... aku habis diperkosa...
John : Diperkosa? sama siapa? kapan?
Utin : Tadi, pas waktu lagi hujan deras... Aku diperkosa ama Gito, itu pesuruh kita yang baru... Katanya Gito, dia disuruh sama kamu... Honey... Kamu kok tega sih sama aku?
John : APA!!!!! GITO!?!?!? Beraninya dia!!! Pakai acara memfitnah aku, lagi!!! Tadi dia bilang apa ke kamu?
Utin : Gito bilang, dia terima SMS dari kamu... Emang kamu SMS dia suruh apa?
John : UFF!!! Aku tadi SMS dia, bilang gini: "Gito, kayaknya mendungnya gelap banget nih... Nanti kalau hujan, tolong baju ama roknya nyonya diangkat, terus jangan lupa burungnya dimasukin.."

:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

staidzer
8th November 2011, 06:38 AM
ha..ha....:ngakak.lucu dan

ujangade
8th November 2011, 06:39 AM
joke lumayan lucu...

azaxnakal
8th November 2011, 06:43 AM
:ngakak: wahahahha lumayan ndan,... mang si gitonya aje :ngakak:

Dragonboy
8th November 2011, 06:46 AM
:ngakak::ngakak:

cimenkjos
8th November 2011, 08:50 AM
wahahaha.. lucu banget ndannn..

koryun
8th November 2011, 08:58 AM
awawkawkakw lucu2:ngakak::ngakak:

blackmarriot
8th November 2011, 09:01 AM
ngga salah tuh jongos gan

ikp2001
8th November 2011, 09:03 AM
lumayan kocak ndan...

seram123
8th November 2011, 09:04 AM
Ada...ada aja si jhon,,,

polytheist
8th November 2011, 09:05 AM
hahaha bodoh bener dah !

Krasic27
8th November 2011, 09:06 AM
Aduh logika pembantunya masuk akal :ngakak:

julaknya
8th November 2011, 09:06 AM
hahhahaha ga salah juga sih,, lagi dong

nangkring
8th November 2011, 10:14 AM
:wahaha::wahaha::wahaha: :ganteng:

zikeLReindRa
8th November 2011, 11:16 AM
wewkewkekwekw....
lucu banget gan sumpah:ngakak::ngakak:

zpeko
10th November 2011, 12:09 AM
jiahhhhhhhhhhhhh kocak ndan ahahahaha

genghiskhan
10th November 2011, 12:13 AM
gito...gito...pinter beneeeeerrr

coekiemay
10th November 2011, 12:13 AM
kocakkk kocakk ndannn :ngakak:

massyudiss
10th November 2011, 12:15 AM
:ngakak::ngakak:

jiahahaha, Gito guobllookkkkkkk

testt
10th November 2011, 12:19 AM
kasus na d sini pembantu na mah ikutin perkataan majikan

jd na bkn kesalahan s pembantu dong
:kocak:

VaLeanfiq
10th November 2011, 12:29 AM
udah pernah baca sih .,

tapi ga kebayang klo bener2 ada yah ..,

nitaajahh
10th November 2011, 12:53 AM
hhaahaa,,,, gokil,,, si nyonyanya kaya'a mlh menikmati tuh,hhee

Robotkasur88
10th November 2011, 01:03 AM
wahahahahahaaa.....kocak bgt dah..wkwkwk

mindotz
10th November 2011, 01:06 AM
mantapp enak tuh wakakka

thorzzz20
10th November 2011, 01:35 AM
Huakakakak......

coolboy
10th November 2011, 01:48 AM
hahahahaha
pembantunya salah paham tuh ndan

jhonnydong
10th November 2011, 01:55 AM
ada2 aja nih, hahaha :ngakak::ngakak:

mistre
10th November 2011, 02:06 AM
hahahaahahahanjirrr

trx5
10th November 2011, 02:09 AM
wakakkakakkakaka..........:ngakak:

Oshiraikaze
10th November 2011, 02:15 AM
ah..udah pernah baca nih :kaget::kaget:

seiryuu
10th November 2011, 02:31 AM
wkwkwk, speechless dah :ngakak:

miebaso
10th November 2011, 02:39 AM
wkwkwkwk salah sms tuh wkwkwkwkwk

bandfest
10th November 2011, 02:44 AM
hahhaa cerita lama tapi tetep ngakak....

nutsbro
10th November 2011, 02:52 AM
jgn lupa ya ndan,
burungnya di masukin,
wkwkwk

bastardz
10th November 2011, 10:14 AM
hahahahaha :ngakak: :ngakak: :ngakak:

espanas
10th November 2011, 10:18 AM
jiah itu mah si jhon nya yg polos (pikirannya bokep) :ngakak:

luthfimovic
10th November 2011, 10:22 AM
ane pernah baca di forum tetangga kayanya :p

diadia
10th November 2011, 10:22 AM
goblok..:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

huiy
10th November 2011, 10:34 AM
satu kata,bodoh...

rizkaromadhon
10th November 2011, 10:36 AM
hahahahaha...

AlpaBeta1
10th November 2011, 10:38 AM
huhahahahaha:ngakak: aneh aneh aja si gito nih,....

stingrayblue
10th November 2011, 10:42 AM
jiah.... akibat salah ngomong tuh! :wahaha:

vaughan
10th November 2011, 10:42 AM
buakakakkaakak sumpah ngakak ane :ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

doking
10th November 2011, 11:02 AM
:ngakak:mode on

setia1heri
10th November 2011, 11:04 AM
pembantu yang jujur :ngakak

ndeso31
10th November 2011, 11:06 AM
joke yg bikin segar

widyamantara
10th November 2011, 11:14 AM
wkwkwkwk enak banget jadi si john:ngakak::ngakak:

dodol8059
10th November 2011, 11:15 AM
Lucuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.......:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:: ngakak:

DreamWorld
10th November 2011, 12:09 PM
enak banget y..

kl memang kenyataan :ngakak:

olalio
10th November 2011, 12:11 PM
kocak ndan :ngakak:

balqi77
10th November 2011, 12:19 PM
perintah cocok terjemahan salah....

pemburumainan
10th November 2011, 12:25 PM
sms nya singkat padat dan jelas

theirv
10th November 2011, 12:43 PM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:
lucu banged nih
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak: