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gfdsa1
11th July 2011, 06:34 PM
Di malam minggu seorang cowok ngapel ke rumah ceweknya, Si cewek yang suka banget dengan cowok itu tampak manja dan bawaannya mau aja diapain.

Co: "Sayang, aku mau nunjukin sesuatu sama kamu..."
Ce: "Mo nunjukin apa sih?" (kata si cewek dengan perasaan harap-harap cemas)
Co: "Tapi boleh gak kita masuk kamr dulu?"
Ce: "Boleh.." (Sambil tersenyum manis)

Setelah masuk kamar...

Co: "Boleh ditutup gak pintunya?"
Ce: "Boleh..."
Co: "Boleh dikunci gak?"
Ce: "Boleh.." (Mulai deg-degan)
Co: "Boleh ditutup gak jendelaanya?"
Ce: Boleh..!"
Co: Boleh dimatiin gak lampunya?"
Ce: "Iya, Lebih enak dimatiin aja ya lampunya."

Si cewek pun mematikan lampu.
Setelah lampu padam...

Co: "Kamu mau tau kan apa yang akan aku tunjukin?"
Ce: "Iya sayang.. "
Co: "Sini deh... Coba kamu pegang tangan aku.."
Ce: "Apa sih? Dah gak sabar nih..."

Co: "Lihaat....!! Jam tangan aku bisa nyala...."
Ce: @#$%^&*

Bagi yang berkenan dan merasa terhibur,, cukup di :rate5 :rate5 :rate5

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MrInvisible
12th July 2011, 03:41 AM
Gak sekalian 'pensilku' bisa membesar??? :wahaha:

NeroLanz
12th July 2011, 07:49 PM
mau aja cewenya di apain aja :gg:

gondar13
13th July 2011, 08:23 AM
whahahaha,,,,dkirain apaan,,,tw nya jam menyala :wahaha::wahaha:

ketexbabi
13th July 2011, 09:59 PM
kaya ceritanya cangehgar gan...

hktoyshop
14th July 2011, 01:16 PM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:
tetep ngakak ndan,walaupun udah sering ngabaca..

xander630
18th July 2011, 10:32 PM
:ngakak: guling2 ane ndan aduhh

dennysidonat
23rd July 2011, 03:33 PM
sakit perut ane ndan kalo inget bacaan itu........ :ngakak::ngakak:

kingdomx
26th July 2011, 01:24 AM
:rate5hahahaha....ga jd konak.....

zuminer
26th July 2011, 11:16 AM
udah pernah denger nih.. hehehe

kipifans
26th July 2011, 11:19 AM
wah cewenya ini tipe nakal, diajak masuk kamar mau aja :ngakak:

Mystery666
26th July 2011, 11:34 AM
dia tunjikin apa lagi yng bisa nyala yah :ngakak:

ndragoenawarman
26th July 2011, 11:45 AM
hehehehe boleh juga... :ganteng:

vesco
26th July 2011, 11:26 PM
hahaha ....

kayak anak teka tuh cowok .....

:ngakak:

http://www.djsets.co.uk/compilations/ilovetechno/ilt8.jpg

spectr0
27th July 2011, 06:38 PM
Gak sekalian 'pensilku' bisa membesar??? :wahaha:


ane ngakak ama nih komen komandan....


hahha:ngakak::ngakak:

DreamWorld
30th July 2011, 11:24 PM
:wahaha: oalah ternyata jam toh

ceumekam
1st August 2011, 10:04 PM
pamer jam nyala tuh cowo rupanya..:ngakak:

maylover
2nd August 2011, 11:50 AM
asli kocak!!!..hhahahhhahaha

lando72
3rd August 2011, 09:30 PM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

DodoLLipeT
4th August 2011, 03:13 AM
wkwkwk asli norak banget tuh cowo !!! :ngakak:

djohanrady
5th November 2011, 03:24 AM
hehe kocak juga ndan :)

mldckz
5th November 2011, 03:39 AM
jiakakakak parahh ane kira apaan ndan:ngakak:

ahuhoh
5th November 2011, 04:00 AM
wkwkwk
ga jadi deh

perjuh
5th November 2011, 04:04 AM
wkakaka...sakit peruttt...!! tq dan

ikipie
5th November 2011, 04:17 AM
wakkakak ngakakkkkkk :ngakak:

komandan123
5th November 2011, 04:19 AM
wkwkwkwk , ketipu deh ndan wkwkwk :ngakak:

kretekbilly
5th November 2011, 08:33 AM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

tronkeren
5th November 2011, 08:36 AM
huahuahuahua

D1abl0
5th November 2011, 08:36 AM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

Kocak dah...

xxxxxx84
5th November 2011, 09:56 AM
:shutup::shutup::shutup::shutup::ngakak::ngakak::n gakak::ngakak:

milesmile
5th November 2011, 05:27 PM
wakakakakaaa... begoo.. :D

Pemirsa
5th November 2011, 05:44 PM
GATOT!! Hahahahaha... :D:D:D

delimusar
5th November 2011, 05:49 PM
koopplllaak..

buli
5th November 2011, 07:14 PM
hahha...

si cewek kecewa dahh....

pandascreamellodic
5th November 2011, 07:37 PM
cowoknya lebay :ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

manukdoro
5th November 2011, 07:43 PM
crispy banget deh ndan:cd:

qwertyuio
5th November 2011, 07:54 PM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

koplakgila
5th November 2011, 08:11 PM
Kocak ndann..:loveindonesia

dragicevic
6th November 2011, 07:28 AM
manteb bos :ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

ghalakbae
6th November 2011, 08:29 AM
:rate5 tak kirain opo mas?

joyko
6th November 2011, 08:33 AM
pernah baca,

tetap lucu

udinsejagat
6th November 2011, 09:07 AM
kuno gan, tapi keep posting aja deh

foolisme
6th November 2011, 09:12 AM
udah panas tuh :ngakak:

nasrul84
6th November 2011, 10:09 AM
:cd2::cd2:

diosa
7th November 2011, 12:44 AM
huruf keberapa sih yang lucu?

hydetoism
7th November 2011, 12:49 AM
udh umum ndan jokes nya :D

budi09
7th November 2011, 03:01 AM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

fikymasrul
7th November 2011, 04:31 AM
wkwkwkwkwkwk....jam beker nya bisa bunyi ndan....

pasrah
7th November 2011, 08:55 AM
cuman buat nunjukin jam aja ampe harus tertutup gitu dah :shutup:

kampret
7th November 2011, 10:52 AM
hahahhhahahahha cowoknya norax_detecd

cgit
11th November 2011, 05:25 AM
:ganteng::ganteng::ganteng::ganteng:

bestcontain
11th November 2011, 06:02 AM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

narenciel
13th November 2011, 01:37 AM
cowoknya alumni SLB .. autiss.. hhahahaha...:ngakak::ngakak:

:ceriwislove::loveindonesia

kober
13th November 2011, 02:45 AM
wkwkwk ..........sip ndan menghibur

bo2nk
13th November 2011, 03:41 AM
mantab ndan , kirain mau ngapain .

persienaff
13th November 2011, 03:49 AM
ane udah kena tanggung nih ndan:ngakak:

theEND
13th November 2011, 07:32 AM
ngakak gua ndan.,,

Archent
13th November 2011, 08:11 AM
ce : yahhh kentang dehh http://ceri.ws/smilies/c-mewek.gif

benyekoye
13th November 2011, 09:08 AM
:ngakak:
cuma nunjukin jam tangan doank...kirain mau ngapain/... wwkwkwkwkw
:ngakak:

kingkong666
13th November 2011, 10:05 AM
perut ane sakit karena ngakak ndan.... :)

siteng123
13th November 2011, 03:02 PM
:ngakak:
hahahahaha

dewacoin
13th November 2011, 10:13 PM
hahahah

lumayan ndan...

sayang udah pernah denger.. :peace:

budarmo
14th November 2011, 01:37 AM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

orangcopo
16th November 2011, 07:54 AM
hahaa.. cewenya udah mikir yg macem2 tuh

tigen
18th November 2011, 12:49 AM
mau pamer ceritanya.....:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::nga kak::ngakak:

siendot
18th November 2011, 08:02 AM
ababil banget tuh cuma pamerin jam sampe segitunya wkwkkw :ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

adjien
18th November 2011, 10:16 AM
geblek tuh cowok.....
tunjukin dunk spidol gede nya...

hadehhh

Kaptenjfleece
18th November 2011, 12:47 PM
:ngakak: :ngakak: si cewe dah ngarep bgt

hyperbet88
18th November 2011, 02:54 PM
hahahah

pikirannya udah aneh2 :ngakak:

huanjink
29th November 2011, 10:40 AM
koooopppplaaaakkkk ~~!

bale3
6th April 2012, 08:01 AM
wahahhah walaupun udah sering banget liat tetep kocak gan
nice jokes:D

capoeng
8th April 2012, 02:31 PM
Bhahahaha ane kirain mau ngapain gan... Hehehe
http://www.ceriwis.us/images/mobile.png

Geisha
8th April 2012, 05:02 PM
garing banget ndan :siul:

artaguo
10th April 2012, 02:03 AM
wakakaka

teryata cuma jam aja:shutup:

SAME27
10th April 2012, 12:58 PM
Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw