LahKocak
13th April 2016, 09:05 AM
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Siapa sih yang gak geli sama kecoak? mungkin ada, tapi lebih banyak yang geli sama binatang yang satu ini. Alasan kalian geli sama kecoak mungkin karena : Bau nya, Jorok, Jahat, Kuman, dll. Pokoknya banyak deh alasan buat benci sama dia.
Disaat ane terdesak menghadapi kecoak dan tak ada baygo* ane menggunakan senjata alternatif ini. dan terbukti "100% AMPUH" http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif</span></span></span>
Quote:1. Shampo
http://www.supermarketjakarta.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/supermarketjakarta_lifebuoy_shampoo1.jpg
Tak perlu dijelaskan lagi, ini senjata tercepat terampuh saat ente di kamar mandi. Oiya, pastikan tuh sikat jangan sampe nyipratin aer kemana2 ya... http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
presentasi keberhasilan : 100%
- kalo gagal berarti ente... (you know lah) http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/malus.gif
Quote:3. Odol
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-anrxf8vgmOM/TZBemx20OCI/AAAAAAAAABE/73-YYHMj5u8/s320/whitenow.jpg
Air? http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/bingungs.gif bejimane caranye?
Tenang2 ane bakal jelasin kok.
Cara ini bukan dibilang ampuh tapi bisa membuat tuh kecoak tepar.
- Pastikan dikamar mandi agan ada Gayung yak.
- kalau kecoak nemplok di dinding, siram pelan tuh kecoak.
- stelah berpindah tempat dan ada didataran, ambil air segayung lagi.
- lempar tuh air dari gayung sekenceng mungkin.
Presentasi keberhasilan 30%
- 70% kecoak masih jalan dan kabur kalo gak ente kalah dan keluar dari tuh kamar mandi karna udah geli banget http://ceri.ws/smilies/c-mewek.gif
Quote:Original Posted By takberkarep ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543de430de2cf29a448b4574#post543de430de2cf29a448b4 574)
yg cara terakhir perlu revisi gan,
- setelah di siram
- ambil aer segayung, lempar sama gayungnya,
100% mati kalo kena
PERINGATAN
Harap menyediakan gayung cadangan
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Ini cara ane... bagaimana cara ente gan? nanti ane taro dipejwan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqlwohnn.gif
BTW jangan lupa SHARE, TWEET, Rate http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif, dan melonnya ya... http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvdpjkq.gif
Jangan kasih ane bata http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif
SEKIAN DARI ANE, TERIMA KASIH SUDAH MEMBACA THREAD ANE SAMPE HABIS. http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqlwohnn.gif
DAH http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Spoiler for komen ceriwisser:
Quote:Original Posted By Fangcorpre ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d2edda3cb176b178b4567#post543d2edda3cb176b178b4 567)
Ane sih suguhin kudapan obat nyamuk aja gan.
Quote:Original Posted By djoker2904 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d351914088d077f8b4570#post543d351914088d077f8b4 570)
sudah pernah ane coba semua tuh gan, pas posisi kebalik kadang kecoa nya gerak gerak nyari senderan kakinya trus bisa ke posisi semula n kabur gan,,, http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif. klo yang ampuh biasanya ane make semprotan H*t anti nyamuk dan kecoa, tinggal hitungan detik langsung tepar tu kecoa...
Quote:Original Posted By enggarofficial ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d2e9a1cbfaac2578b456d#post543d2e9a1cbfaac2578b4 56d)
Bunuh bunuh gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By fundezzz ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d2ea7902cfe7b538b4575#post543d2ea7902cfe7b538b4 575)
ntar ane coba gan
Quote:Original Posted By check89aja ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d333250741074588b4572#post543d333250741074588b4 572)
Injek aja gan
Quote:Original Posted By submarineroid ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3604c1cb172d688b456d#post543d3604c1cb172d688b4 56d)
langsung injek gan
Quote:Original Posted By wa2ne ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d379332e2e68f3b8b4572#post543d379332e2e68f3b8b4 572)
ah terlalu ribet ente gan kalo ane langsung tampol aja ..koit simpel trus mayat taruh aquarium hilang beres deh http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By fajar1177 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3228bdcb179c0d8b456a#post543d3228bdcb179c0d8b4 56a)
Buset pake odol juga http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/bingungs.gif
Quote:Original Posted By DistroMetal ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d382b902cfee7738b457e#post543d382b902cfee7738b4 57e)
ini trit terkocak spanjang masa hahaha
Quote:Original Posted By si.boss ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3232c2cb17ef338b456b#post543d3232c2cb17ef338b4 56b)
loll boleh nih
Quote:Original Posted By NIB ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d32b25a5163011e8b4576#post543d32b25a5163011e8b4 576)
Hehehe tips yang menarik bos.
Quote:Original Posted By EyeOfOracle ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d38971a99753f4e8b457a#post543d38971a99753f4e8b4 57a)
gw mau tambahin gan, waktu itu ada kecoa, terus ga ad baigo nah gw liat ad cairan pembersih toilet lsung aja gw semprot. alhasih g sampe 10 detik kecoa ny terkapar tidak bernyawa huahaha, kejam ny diri ku
Quote:Original Posted By david2008 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3bd9a3cb17ec0c8b4572#post543d3bd9a3cb17ec0c8b4 572)
semprot pake kek baygon gitu gan...semprotin ke kecoanya langsung...jaminan 100% klepek2...tinggal pites2 dah abis itu xD
Quote:Original Posted By Ryolazlo ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3d5712e257b8408b456d#post543d3d5712e257b8408b4 56d)
dii injek paling ampuh gan
http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Quote:Original Posted By Sintren ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3e0e50741060178b456c#post543d3e0e50741060178b4 56c)
Rubuhin kamar mandinya biar ndak ditempati kecoak om http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pti017.gif
:homo:
Quote:Original Posted By grieg ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d407e9e74044f4c8b456b#post543d407e9e74044f4c8b4 56b)
beli granat aja gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pti017.gif
Quote:Original Posted By superreef ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d40e1582b2e343a8b4573#post543d40e1582b2e343a8b4 573)
ada buat cicak kaga gan? http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/malus.gif
Quote:Original Posted By rockhetz ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d433012e257bd438b456a#post543d433012e257bd438b4 56a)
plis de gan itu gambar jangan pk gambar kecoak nape.........http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ly1itttkb.gif
ane cm punya 1 jurus... treaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkk
1 rumah pasti samperin. yg pasti tewas tu kecoa ma org rumah yg brani ngadepin.
Quote:Original Posted By mr_santo_2006 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d44dbbccb17e4128b4574#post543d44dbbccb17e4128b4 574)
pakai sandal aja....
Quote:Original Posted By alwjksn ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543db6d314088d146e8b456e#post543db6d314088d146e8b4 56e)
Kalau ane? Langsung kabur gan http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_capedech.gif
Saking takutnya sama kecoa http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By sinengsih ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543db9f7becb179f3c8b4571#post543db9f7becb179f3c8b4 571)
gantung aja gan
Quote:Original Posted By hisenze ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543dba369e74044c088b456a#post543dba369e74044c088b4 56a)
Kalo ane mah batal aja deh ke kamar mandinya kalo ada kecoa :D
Quote:Original Posted By riri.fajaria ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543dc07c138b46db178b456a#post543dc07c138b46db178b4 56a)
Ane biasanya disemprot pake WPC pembersih porselen tu gan,mau cacing,kelabanh,kecoak langsung melepuh ttuu disemprott gituan.
Ga bergerak..
Quote:Original Posted By asagisora ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543dc9cdd44f9f17118b4569#post543dc9cdd44f9f17118b4 569)
ngakak http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By Totbol ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543dcc2ade2cf2af1c8b4569#post543dcc2ade2cf2af1c8b4 569)
Pantes kecoa nyamperin ane mulu udah mau di geprak kabur eh ngak lama balik lagi sungguh mengerikan http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/takuts.gif
Quote:Original Posted By tanz13 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543dcc2e620881d2488b456a#post543dcc2e620881d2488b4 56a)
ane semprot pake jet shower buat cebok biasanya gan, kenceng tuh aernya, dah gitu pasti tebalik, dah itu tgl semprot trus ampe mati
Quote:Original Posted By pointscool ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543ddef7bccb171b3a8b456f#post543ddef7bccb171b3a8b4 56f)
mending ambil langsung
ambil wajan minyak goreng
dan langsung digoreng ane yakin langsung modar tu kecua
Quote:Original Posted By Abisalwa ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543ddf38a4cb17db7f8b4570#post543ddf38a4cb17db7f8b4 570)
lempar petasan
Quote:Original Posted By BobLee ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543de034bdcb17c11d8b4570#post543de034bdcb17c11d8b4 570)
Kencingin aja gan, dijamin mabok tuh kecoa http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
apalagi kalo TS abis makn jengkol/pete http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Quote:Original Posted By zhonder ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543de05b1cbfaa8e118b4568#post543de05b1cbfaa8e118b4 568)
bisa juga gan pake sabun mandi, olesin ditangan kucek-kucek sampe banyak busa terus tetesin diatas kecoa yang udah kebalik dijamin langsung koit 100% ampuh
.
Siapa sih yang gak geli sama kecoak? mungkin ada, tapi lebih banyak yang geli sama binatang yang satu ini. Alasan kalian geli sama kecoak mungkin karena : Bau nya, Jorok, Jahat, Kuman, dll. Pokoknya banyak deh alasan buat benci sama dia.
Disaat ane terdesak menghadapi kecoak dan tak ada baygo* ane menggunakan senjata alternatif ini. dan terbukti "100% AMPUH" http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif</span></span></span>
Quote:1. Shampo
http://www.supermarketjakarta.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/supermarketjakarta_lifebuoy_shampoo1.jpg
Tak perlu dijelaskan lagi, ini senjata tercepat terampuh saat ente di kamar mandi. Oiya, pastikan tuh sikat jangan sampe nyipratin aer kemana2 ya... http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
presentasi keberhasilan : 100%
- kalo gagal berarti ente... (you know lah) http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/malus.gif
Quote:3. Odol
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-anrxf8vgmOM/TZBemx20OCI/AAAAAAAAABE/73-YYHMj5u8/s320/whitenow.jpg
Air? http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/bingungs.gif bejimane caranye?
Tenang2 ane bakal jelasin kok.
Cara ini bukan dibilang ampuh tapi bisa membuat tuh kecoak tepar.
- Pastikan dikamar mandi agan ada Gayung yak.
- kalau kecoak nemplok di dinding, siram pelan tuh kecoak.
- stelah berpindah tempat dan ada didataran, ambil air segayung lagi.
- lempar tuh air dari gayung sekenceng mungkin.
Presentasi keberhasilan 30%
- 70% kecoak masih jalan dan kabur kalo gak ente kalah dan keluar dari tuh kamar mandi karna udah geli banget http://ceri.ws/smilies/c-mewek.gif
Quote:Original Posted By takberkarep ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543de430de2cf29a448b4574#post543de430de2cf29a448b4 574)
yg cara terakhir perlu revisi gan,
- setelah di siram
- ambil aer segayung, lempar sama gayungnya,
100% mati kalo kena
PERINGATAN
Harap menyediakan gayung cadangan
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Ini cara ane... bagaimana cara ente gan? nanti ane taro dipejwan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqlwohnn.gif
BTW jangan lupa SHARE, TWEET, Rate http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif, dan melonnya ya... http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvdpjkq.gif
Jangan kasih ane bata http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif
SEKIAN DARI ANE, TERIMA KASIH SUDAH MEMBACA THREAD ANE SAMPE HABIS. http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqlwohnn.gif
DAH http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Spoiler for komen ceriwisser:
Quote:Original Posted By Fangcorpre ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d2edda3cb176b178b4567#post543d2edda3cb176b178b4 567)
Ane sih suguhin kudapan obat nyamuk aja gan.
Quote:Original Posted By djoker2904 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d351914088d077f8b4570#post543d351914088d077f8b4 570)
sudah pernah ane coba semua tuh gan, pas posisi kebalik kadang kecoa nya gerak gerak nyari senderan kakinya trus bisa ke posisi semula n kabur gan,,, http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif. klo yang ampuh biasanya ane make semprotan H*t anti nyamuk dan kecoa, tinggal hitungan detik langsung tepar tu kecoa...
Quote:Original Posted By enggarofficial ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d2e9a1cbfaac2578b456d#post543d2e9a1cbfaac2578b4 56d)
Bunuh bunuh gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By fundezzz ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d2ea7902cfe7b538b4575#post543d2ea7902cfe7b538b4 575)
ntar ane coba gan
Quote:Original Posted By check89aja ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d333250741074588b4572#post543d333250741074588b4 572)
Injek aja gan
Quote:Original Posted By submarineroid ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3604c1cb172d688b456d#post543d3604c1cb172d688b4 56d)
langsung injek gan
Quote:Original Posted By wa2ne ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d379332e2e68f3b8b4572#post543d379332e2e68f3b8b4 572)
ah terlalu ribet ente gan kalo ane langsung tampol aja ..koit simpel trus mayat taruh aquarium hilang beres deh http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By fajar1177 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3228bdcb179c0d8b456a#post543d3228bdcb179c0d8b4 56a)
Buset pake odol juga http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/bingungs.gif
Quote:Original Posted By DistroMetal ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d382b902cfee7738b457e#post543d382b902cfee7738b4 57e)
ini trit terkocak spanjang masa hahaha
Quote:Original Posted By si.boss ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3232c2cb17ef338b456b#post543d3232c2cb17ef338b4 56b)
loll boleh nih
Quote:Original Posted By NIB ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d32b25a5163011e8b4576#post543d32b25a5163011e8b4 576)
Hehehe tips yang menarik bos.
Quote:Original Posted By EyeOfOracle ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d38971a99753f4e8b457a#post543d38971a99753f4e8b4 57a)
gw mau tambahin gan, waktu itu ada kecoa, terus ga ad baigo nah gw liat ad cairan pembersih toilet lsung aja gw semprot. alhasih g sampe 10 detik kecoa ny terkapar tidak bernyawa huahaha, kejam ny diri ku
Quote:Original Posted By david2008 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3bd9a3cb17ec0c8b4572#post543d3bd9a3cb17ec0c8b4 572)
semprot pake kek baygon gitu gan...semprotin ke kecoanya langsung...jaminan 100% klepek2...tinggal pites2 dah abis itu xD
Quote:Original Posted By Ryolazlo ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3d5712e257b8408b456d#post543d3d5712e257b8408b4 56d)
dii injek paling ampuh gan
http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Quote:Original Posted By Sintren ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d3e0e50741060178b456c#post543d3e0e50741060178b4 56c)
Rubuhin kamar mandinya biar ndak ditempati kecoak om http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pti017.gif
:homo:
Quote:Original Posted By grieg ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d407e9e74044f4c8b456b#post543d407e9e74044f4c8b4 56b)
beli granat aja gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pti017.gif
Quote:Original Posted By superreef ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d40e1582b2e343a8b4573#post543d40e1582b2e343a8b4 573)
ada buat cicak kaga gan? http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/malus.gif
Quote:Original Posted By rockhetz ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d433012e257bd438b456a#post543d433012e257bd438b4 56a)
plis de gan itu gambar jangan pk gambar kecoak nape.........http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ly1itttkb.gif
ane cm punya 1 jurus... treaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkk
1 rumah pasti samperin. yg pasti tewas tu kecoa ma org rumah yg brani ngadepin.
Quote:Original Posted By mr_santo_2006 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543d44dbbccb17e4128b4574#post543d44dbbccb17e4128b4 574)
pakai sandal aja....
Quote:Original Posted By alwjksn ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543db6d314088d146e8b456e#post543db6d314088d146e8b4 56e)
Kalau ane? Langsung kabur gan http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_capedech.gif
Saking takutnya sama kecoa http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By sinengsih ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543db9f7becb179f3c8b4571#post543db9f7becb179f3c8b4 571)
gantung aja gan
Quote:Original Posted By hisenze ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543dba369e74044c088b456a#post543dba369e74044c088b4 56a)
Kalo ane mah batal aja deh ke kamar mandinya kalo ada kecoa :D
Quote:Original Posted By riri.fajaria ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543dc07c138b46db178b456a#post543dc07c138b46db178b4 56a)
Ane biasanya disemprot pake WPC pembersih porselen tu gan,mau cacing,kelabanh,kecoak langsung melepuh ttuu disemprott gituan.
Ga bergerak..
Quote:Original Posted By asagisora ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543dc9cdd44f9f17118b4569#post543dc9cdd44f9f17118b4 569)
ngakak http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By Totbol ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543dcc2ade2cf2af1c8b4569#post543dcc2ade2cf2af1c8b4 569)
Pantes kecoa nyamperin ane mulu udah mau di geprak kabur eh ngak lama balik lagi sungguh mengerikan http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/takuts.gif
Quote:Original Posted By tanz13 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543dcc2e620881d2488b456a#post543dcc2e620881d2488b4 56a)
ane semprot pake jet shower buat cebok biasanya gan, kenceng tuh aernya, dah gitu pasti tebalik, dah itu tgl semprot trus ampe mati
Quote:Original Posted By pointscool ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543ddef7bccb171b3a8b456f#post543ddef7bccb171b3a8b4 56f)
mending ambil langsung
ambil wajan minyak goreng
dan langsung digoreng ane yakin langsung modar tu kecua
Quote:Original Posted By Abisalwa ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543ddf38a4cb17db7f8b4570#post543ddf38a4cb17db7f8b4 570)
lempar petasan
Quote:Original Posted By BobLee ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543de034bdcb17c11d8b4570#post543de034bdcb17c11d8b4 570)
Kencingin aja gan, dijamin mabok tuh kecoa http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
apalagi kalo TS abis makn jengkol/pete http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Quote:Original Posted By zhonder ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/543de05b1cbfaa8e118b4568#post543de05b1cbfaa8e118b4 568)
bisa juga gan pake sabun mandi, olesin ditangan kucek-kucek sampe banyak busa terus tetesin diatas kecoa yang udah kebalik dijamin langsung koit 100% ampuh
.