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JAgoNgulet
12th April 2016, 08:39 PM
Siang Gan, ketemu lagi ama Saya....

Silahkan di Baca nih, sekali kali pake bahasa Jawa,,,

biar lebih berasa....



Bapak : "Nang.. Tulung Bapak tukokno Ngumbe anyes ning warung yo.."

Anak : "coca-cola opo seprit pak?"



B : "Coca-cola wae.."

... ... A : "Sing kalengan opo botolan?" :D



B : "Botolan.."

A : "Sing botol gede opo cilik?" :D



B : "Ooo... Pancen njaluk di kepruk palu ki bocah!! Wis tukokno banyu ae!!" http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/mads.gif



A : "Aqua opo banyu biasa?"

... B : "AQUA, cuk!!"



A : "Gelas opo sing botol?"

B :"SAPU NDI SAPU!! TAK GEPUK'E NDASE BOCAH IKI!!" http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/mads.gif http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/mads.gif http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/mads.gif



A : "Sapu biting opo sapu duk??"

B : "Oalaah Kewan tenan kowe pancen'e!" http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/mads.gif



A : "Wedus opo Kebo?"

B : "WEDUUSSS, Goblok!!" http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/mads.gif



A : "Wedus Cempe opo Bandot??"

B : "Setan kowe!!" http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/mads.gif



A : "pocong opo Gendruwo?"

B : "Mbuh lah., kono minggat wae!!" http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/mads.gif http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/mads.gif http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/mads.gif



A : "Saiki opo sesuk?"

B : "Saiki, dobol!!"



A : "Bapak melu opo ora??"

B : "Asli suwe2 Tak pateni tenan bocah iki!!"



A : "Ditusuk peso opo ditembak nganggo pistul??"

B : "Tak tembak!!"



A : "Ndase opo wetenge??"



*Bapak'e skarat kejet2 langsung stroke stadium pitulikur....
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