TurkiWar
12th April 2016, 07:52 PM
setelah acara pesta pernikahan selesai maka dilanjutkan dengan ritual yang telah dinantikan oleh pasangan pengantin, berikut kata kata sakti yang diucapkan untuk merayu pasangannya untuk kimpoi:
Spoiler for Profesi Guru:
Gimana sudah bisa belum, sambil senyum seperti saat mengajar di kelas :D
Spoiler for Pedagang Pasar:
Ini kalau ngak sama kamu ngak saya kasih lho .. :D
Spoiler for Dokter:
Ngak sakit kok seperti digigit semut aja
Spoiler for penjaga SPBU:
Mulai dari nol ya
Spoiler for Politisi:
Lebih cepat lebik baik
Spoiler for Motivator:
Super Sekali .. Luar biasa :D
Spoiler for Penyanyi Dangdut:
Buka sithik joss... http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Spoiler for Pecinta kuliner:
Hmm..harum rasanya mak nyuzz... http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Spoiler for Komandan Tentara:
Tegak senjata...GRAK ..!!!
Spoiler for Pemain Golf:
Yubz Hole in one ...
Spoiler for Pendekar Silat:
Ayo Pasang kuda-kuda...
Spoiler for Atlet Tinju:
Mau berapa Ronde neng ?? 12 Ronde atau nyampai KO ..Jiaah http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_capedech.gif http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_capedech.gif ...
Spoiler for Petugas PLN:
awas tegangan tinggi hight voltage ... http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/malus.gif
Spoiler for Pedagang Sate:
Mau berapa tusuk neng ??? lontong nya utuh atau separoh :D http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Spoiler for Tukul arwana:
Puas ... puas ... http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Spoiler for Guru nyanyi TK:
Cangkul - cangkul cangkul yang dalam menanam "jagung" di kebun kita http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Spoiler for tambahan dari agan :
Quote:Original Posted By mahoumi ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000664519232#post000000000000000664519 232)
kata guru tk : ayoo ulangi sekali lagi..
penyanyidangdut : 5 menitt lagii http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttp://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By si.gendud ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000660026246#post000000000000000660026 246)
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif sesuai dengan profesi gtu gan
kalo tukang becak "ayo neng abang genjot" http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By 130mm ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000660015255#post000000000000000660015 255)
politisi:
"ayo lanjutkan ... "
"lebih cepat lebih baik ... "
"maju terus ... "
"coblos yang ditengah ... " :D
Quote:Original Posted By dekidev ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000666423347#post000000000000000666423 347)
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Kalo ceriwisser:
mau "repost" berapa kali nih, gan? http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Quote:Original Posted By DhimasPW ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000670680847#post000000000000000670680 847)
TS nya bisa aja deh bikin http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif benar-benar super http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ly1x373yj.gif
Tukang Tambal Ban: yang ditambal mana neng, sini kasih Lobangnya yang bocor biar abang LEM http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By astrocrushbone ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000692647850#post000000000000000692647 850)
wah gokil si agan ini mah http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
nambahin atu lgi akh...
"klo TUKANG JUDI pasti bilangnya : dikocok lagi yah neng"
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By .de1dara. ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000727802156#post000000000000000727802 156)
kalau pencuri
mau nyawa atau nyaman http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By AdryanPutra ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000727811642#post000000000000000727811 642)
kata ayu tingting #sikasik
hahahahahaa http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
[QUOTE=Imbisilz;000000000000000727815307]adalagi gan
yang demen arisan :
Kocok terus sampe keluar
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif[/QUOTE
maaf gan kalau garing maklum masih newbie
ngak nolak kalau dikasih http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pblpkt.gif atau http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif</div></div></div>
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Spoiler for Profesi Guru:
Gimana sudah bisa belum, sambil senyum seperti saat mengajar di kelas :D
Spoiler for Pedagang Pasar:
Ini kalau ngak sama kamu ngak saya kasih lho .. :D
Spoiler for Dokter:
Ngak sakit kok seperti digigit semut aja
Spoiler for penjaga SPBU:
Mulai dari nol ya
Spoiler for Politisi:
Lebih cepat lebik baik
Spoiler for Motivator:
Super Sekali .. Luar biasa :D
Spoiler for Penyanyi Dangdut:
Buka sithik joss... http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Spoiler for Pecinta kuliner:
Hmm..harum rasanya mak nyuzz... http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Spoiler for Komandan Tentara:
Tegak senjata...GRAK ..!!!
Spoiler for Pemain Golf:
Yubz Hole in one ...
Spoiler for Pendekar Silat:
Ayo Pasang kuda-kuda...
Spoiler for Atlet Tinju:
Mau berapa Ronde neng ?? 12 Ronde atau nyampai KO ..Jiaah http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_capedech.gif http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_capedech.gif ...
Spoiler for Petugas PLN:
awas tegangan tinggi hight voltage ... http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/malus.gif
Spoiler for Pedagang Sate:
Mau berapa tusuk neng ??? lontong nya utuh atau separoh :D http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Spoiler for Tukul arwana:
Puas ... puas ... http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Spoiler for Guru nyanyi TK:
Cangkul - cangkul cangkul yang dalam menanam "jagung" di kebun kita http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Spoiler for tambahan dari agan :
Quote:Original Posted By mahoumi ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000664519232#post000000000000000664519 232)
kata guru tk : ayoo ulangi sekali lagi..
penyanyidangdut : 5 menitt lagii http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttp://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By si.gendud ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000660026246#post000000000000000660026 246)
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif sesuai dengan profesi gtu gan
kalo tukang becak "ayo neng abang genjot" http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By 130mm ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000660015255#post000000000000000660015 255)
politisi:
"ayo lanjutkan ... "
"lebih cepat lebih baik ... "
"maju terus ... "
"coblos yang ditengah ... " :D
Quote:Original Posted By dekidev ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000666423347#post000000000000000666423 347)
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Kalo ceriwisser:
mau "repost" berapa kali nih, gan? http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Quote:Original Posted By DhimasPW ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000670680847#post000000000000000670680 847)
TS nya bisa aja deh bikin http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif benar-benar super http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ly1x373yj.gif
Tukang Tambal Ban: yang ditambal mana neng, sini kasih Lobangnya yang bocor biar abang LEM http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By astrocrushbone ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000692647850#post000000000000000692647 850)
wah gokil si agan ini mah http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
nambahin atu lgi akh...
"klo TUKANG JUDI pasti bilangnya : dikocok lagi yah neng"
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By .de1dara. ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000727802156#post000000000000000727802 156)
kalau pencuri
mau nyawa atau nyaman http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Quote:Original Posted By AdryanPutra ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000727811642#post000000000000000727811 642)
kata ayu tingting #sikasik
hahahahahaa http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
[QUOTE=Imbisilz;000000000000000727815307]adalagi gan
yang demen arisan :
Kocok terus sampe keluar
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif[/QUOTE
maaf gan kalau garing maklum masih newbie
ngak nolak kalau dikasih http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pblpkt.gif atau http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif</div></div></div>
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