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AriUntunk
11th April 2016, 05:31 PM
Langsung aja ya gan, cuma sedikit hiburan aja dari apa yg ane alamin barusan, kalo ada yg gak berkenan, mohon maaf and jangan di bata ya gan, kalo berkenan, udah mampir kemari aja ane udah seneng, syukur2dihargain lbh... http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/sumbangan/001.gif



...langsung ke cerita...



Gw. : A
Suspect1 : B
Suspect2 : C
Piguran : D



percakapan udah ane translate ke bhs Indo umum, takut menyinggung suatu golongan



B : Panas ya disini

C : Kalo ga panas mah bukan jakarta

B : Yaudah makanya nanti kita pilih busnya yg panjang aja, yg pendek mah ga ada ACnya

C : Ok

A : *clingak-clinguk* "berusaha yakinin diri kalo yg pendek ttp pake ac"

#3bus kecil lewat

D : Kok kita ga naik2 ?

B&C : Bus yg panjang blm dtg

D : Kenapa harus naik yg panjang?

B : *sok paling tau* Yg pendek itu ga ada AC nya, panas di dlm

D : owh...

#nunggulama

C : Begini nih malesnya kalo naik BAS-WAI, busnya lama..

B : Iya bener #kibasinrambutpolemnya

A : *nahan ketawa*

#sesaathening #tiba2

B : Mas, punya GAS gak?

A : Ga punya mas :)

B : Saya mau merokok, tp tmn saya bawanya KOREK API

A : *bingung* Emang bedanya apa mas, kan sama2bisa buat bakar rokok...

C : LAIN mas, kalo korek itu buat nyalain KAYU BAKAR

A : owh... *nyengir kuda*



semoga terhibur gan, maaf kalo garing, tp itu real happen with me... http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/sumbangan/001.gifhttp://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/sumbangan/001.gif




Spoiler for beberapa ceriwisser yg terhibur:
Quote:Original Posted By babibibibobo► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/5245d426f7ca17fa24000004#post5245d426f7ca17fa24000 004)
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awkaowkoawk kocak nih http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifQuote:Original Posted By bhubeck01 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/534544f0f8ca170b598b462d#post534544f0f8ca170b598b4 62d)




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Ente emang pinter bikin joke gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By homemediaart ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/535153db80cf174b5a00032e#post535153db80cf174b5a000 32e)
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif hahahah Gile lu ndro http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif Quote:Original Posted By vinarzky. ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/5352baadbdcb17fc698b4664#post5352baadbdcb17fc698b4 664)
dada gue sampe sakit bacanya http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By bhonchuwh ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/535305897fcf17a96b0002a2#post535305897fcf17a96b000 2a2)
Koplak http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif ane tunggu Joke ente yang lain http://ceri.ws/smilies/th_shake2.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pti017.gifQuote:Original Posted By y.luckyman ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/5353083d6c07e721088b46d3#post5353083d6c07e721088b4 6d3)
Wkwkwkwk koplak gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By sayainisatu ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/535322ecffca175b498b468f#post535322ecffca175b498b4 68f)
asli lucu banget gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif :hammer2:



Quote:Original Posted By sudi.gr ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/5353291d8607e7c5688b4577#post5353291d8607e7c5688b4 577)
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif mode on gan :D



Quote:Original Posted By 06.06.2012hh ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/53532e3f138b46cb188b46e6#post53532e3f138b46cb188b4 6e6)
sampai sakit perut gan http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pkrrrw.gif



Quote:Original Posted By siapaanakini ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/53533110c1cb176b0a8b48d5#post53533110c1cb176b0a8b4 8d5)
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif lumayan la gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By powercomp ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/53533214c0cb17ad5f8b4869#post53533214c0cb17ad5f8b4 869)
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http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif keep posting gan lucu abis :hammer2:Quote:Original Posted By maho.onlinee ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/535333b918cb1743408b48d7#post535333b918cb1743408b4 8d7)
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif lumayan la gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By powercomp ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/5353364aa1cb172b2b8b4657#post5353364aa1cb172b2b8b4 657)
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Quote:Original Posted By sudi.gr ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/535338c3bdcb170a108b4763#post535338c3bdcb170a108b4 763)
mayan gan joke ente bikin ngakak



N buat ane jadi nyengir

makasih buat agan sekalian yg udah sudi mampir juga merasa terhibur http://ceri.ws/smilies/th_shake2.gif




Spoiler for beberapa ceriwisser yg bingung:
Quote:Original Posted By rantau► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/52df80041acb17db2b8b45de#post52df80041acb17db2b8b4 5de)
Inside jokes gini yang bikin males, ga semuanya ngerti http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ly1xldg9p.gifQuote:Original Posted By abdul251087 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/52f75072c2cb17ec458b46d0#post52f75072c2cb17ec458b4 6d0)
ane bingung gan? http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtveegn8.gifQuote:Original Posted By andhine.licious ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/52f790635dcb17610f00011a#post52f790635dcb17610f000 11a)


Sama gann ane juga http://ceri.ws/smilies/c-mewek.gif

inti dari thread di atas itu, TS ga nyangka kalo ternyata di sebagian wilayah masih ada pengkelompokan alat yang di gunakan untuk membakar, dimana KOREK API digunakan mereka sbg PEMBAKAR KAYU BAKAR sementara kalo ingin MEROKOK menggunakan GAS (KOREK GAS)




Spoiler for komeng ceriwisser yg sepenuhnya ngerti:
Quote:Original Posted By harcovanguard► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/5245d58ebe29a00e348b4569#post5245d58ebe29a00e348b4 569)
Wkakakak asli ngakak bayangin rambutnya ditebas pake bilang korek beda wkwkwk ane paham nih orang mana wkwkwk

Quote:Original Posted By semogakaya ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/5245d6e03ecb171f71000003#post5245d6e03ecb171f71000 003)
korek koboy http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif

Quote:Original Posted By baburizalbaktai ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/527b5a46fbca17302a000002#post527b5a46fbca17302a000 002)
hahah koplak somplak tuh,sama kali itu juga bisa buat nbakar roko mahhttp://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif

Quote:Original Posted By tha313 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/527b5ab7a4cb175353000004#post527b5ab7a4cb175353000 004)
jiahhhh...

inget di kampung ya bakar kayu pake korek....

http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif

Quote:Original Posted By dianherlinawati ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/527b69ec0d8b46ac55000008#post527b69ec0d8b46ac55000 008)
jokesnya emang keren banget http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif

gk ada jokes gak ada happy :handshake:Quote:Original Posted By mhasana ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/529352521acb174a5900000e#post529352521acb174a59000 00e)
http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif

keknya baru tiba di jekerdah tuh A dan B

:)Quote:Original Posted By shadowpit ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/529454f618cb171f06000051#post529454f618cb171f06000 051)
Orang kampung masuk kota gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifQuote:Original Posted By medai ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/52f787b7bfcb17a4788b4885#post52f787b7bfcb17a4788b4 885)
Yg dbhas korek ama gas y gan hehe koplak sok tao heheQuote:Original Posted By danielbryanwwe ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/52f8651cbecb177a1c8b45d3#post52f8651cbecb177a1c8b4 5d3)
yes. somplak bener dah neh org http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gifQuote:Original Posted By PoetraPDW ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/535237d5c2cb17c87d8b487a#post535237d5c2cb17c87d8b4 87a)
ini baru joke http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif ngakak ane gan baca lawakan ente http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifQuote:Original Posted By kingpin182 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/5352102d17cb179b3e8b4806#post5352102d17cb179b3e8b4 806)
gak mau ngalah http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif

makasih agan/aganwati yg udah meluangkan rahang dan mulutnya untuk menganga bersama-sama http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif




Spoiler for super komeng:
Quote:Original Posted By bung.aris► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/52f84c6441cb1778348b45fd#post52f84c6441cb1778348b4 5fd)
wkwk bisa bgt lo gan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif

ane http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif ajadeh

makasih ah gan udah di http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/malus.gif

Quote:Original Posted By hua.hua23 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/53533fa6a1cb17057d8b48b4#post53533fa6a1cb17057d8b4 8b4)
lucu sih tp menurut ane biasa2 aja :D

sorry kalo garing gan, mungkin agan termasuk pecinta humor sejati http://ceri.ws/smilies/th_shake2.gif


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