Sambalado99
11th April 2016, 05:26 PM
malam agan aganwati ane mau share jokes mungkin bisa membuat agan aganwati http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif minimal nyengirlah :D
langsung aja ni ceritanya
Quote:Sore iku Sardot lagi ngamen neng omahe wong jenenge Juminten..koyo ngopo yo critane? Monggo disimak bareng suara merdune Sardot...
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Sardot : "lingsiiiirr wengiiii......."
Juminten : "Niki awan-awan mas,. mboten wonten lingsir.. Nuwun sewu..Liyane mawon nggeh mas.."
Sardot : "sewu kutho..uwis tak leeewatii....."
Juminten : "Wah ngeyel ki...arak sewu arak limangewu,. luweh.. liyane wae mas.."
Sardot : "dek jaman peeerjuangan.. njur kelingan......"
Juminten : "iki wes merdeka.. Perjuangane rampung suwi... liyane wae mas!!"
Sardot : "cilikanku,. rambutku,. dicukur kuncung....."
Juminten : "arak kuncung arak gundul.. aku ora peduli.. LIYANE WAE MAS!!"
Sardot : "Cintaku..sekonyong konyong koder..paribasan....."
Juminten : "lambene pean kuwi sing monyong.. Iso lungo pora mas?"
Sardot : "Sri..kapan kowe bali.. Kowe lungo ora pamit aku..."
Juminten : "aku dudu sri..aku JUMINTEN... KAPAN KOWE BALI MAS ???"
Sardot : "dasar kau.. Keong racun..baru kenal eh kok ngajak...."
Juminten : "SUWI SUWI PEAN TAK RACUN TENAN LHO MAS.. AYO LUNGOO!!"
Sardot : "coba kau lihat..diriku dahulu..sebelum kau nilai....."
Juminten : "ORA SUDIIIII NDELOK RAIMU !!! CEPET MINGGAATT !!"
Sardot : "tak bisakah kau menungguku.. Hingga nanti....."
Juminten : "ORA SUDI NUNGGU AWAKMU !! AYO CEPETO MINGGAAAATT!!"
Sardot : "kau hancurkan aku dengan sikapmuuu... Tak sadarkah kau telah menyakitiku..."
Juminten : "AKU SADAR.. ORA MABUK.. DUH GUSTI PARINGONO AZAB KAGEM MENUNGSO NIKI !!"
Sardot : "walau cinta kita sementara...aku merasa di surga...."
Juminten : "PISAN MANEH MUNI,.PEAN TAK KIRIM NENG SURGA TENANAN...!!"
Sardot : "Hey.. kutakut sekali.. Tanpa basa basi kau bilang...
suoro : "THUAAAANG!!"
...HUAADUUUUHH AMPUUUN MBAAK !!"
*sardot mlayu kepuyuh-puyuh dibalang wajan
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kalau berkenan boleh kasih ane http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pblpkt.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pblpkt.gif
bantu http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif juga boleh
asal jangan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif ya gan
kalau http://ceri.ws/smilies/c-repost.gif http://ceri.ws/smilies/c-repost.gif mohon maaf ni.
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langsung aja ni ceritanya
Quote:Sore iku Sardot lagi ngamen neng omahe wong jenenge Juminten..koyo ngopo yo critane? Monggo disimak bareng suara merdune Sardot...
.
.
.
Sardot : "lingsiiiirr wengiiii......."
Juminten : "Niki awan-awan mas,. mboten wonten lingsir.. Nuwun sewu..Liyane mawon nggeh mas.."
Sardot : "sewu kutho..uwis tak leeewatii....."
Juminten : "Wah ngeyel ki...arak sewu arak limangewu,. luweh.. liyane wae mas.."
Sardot : "dek jaman peeerjuangan.. njur kelingan......"
Juminten : "iki wes merdeka.. Perjuangane rampung suwi... liyane wae mas!!"
Sardot : "cilikanku,. rambutku,. dicukur kuncung....."
Juminten : "arak kuncung arak gundul.. aku ora peduli.. LIYANE WAE MAS!!"
Sardot : "Cintaku..sekonyong konyong koder..paribasan....."
Juminten : "lambene pean kuwi sing monyong.. Iso lungo pora mas?"
Sardot : "Sri..kapan kowe bali.. Kowe lungo ora pamit aku..."
Juminten : "aku dudu sri..aku JUMINTEN... KAPAN KOWE BALI MAS ???"
Sardot : "dasar kau.. Keong racun..baru kenal eh kok ngajak...."
Juminten : "SUWI SUWI PEAN TAK RACUN TENAN LHO MAS.. AYO LUNGOO!!"
Sardot : "coba kau lihat..diriku dahulu..sebelum kau nilai....."
Juminten : "ORA SUDIIIII NDELOK RAIMU !!! CEPET MINGGAATT !!"
Sardot : "tak bisakah kau menungguku.. Hingga nanti....."
Juminten : "ORA SUDI NUNGGU AWAKMU !! AYO CEPETO MINGGAAAATT!!"
Sardot : "kau hancurkan aku dengan sikapmuuu... Tak sadarkah kau telah menyakitiku..."
Juminten : "AKU SADAR.. ORA MABUK.. DUH GUSTI PARINGONO AZAB KAGEM MENUNGSO NIKI !!"
Sardot : "walau cinta kita sementara...aku merasa di surga...."
Juminten : "PISAN MANEH MUNI,.PEAN TAK KIRIM NENG SURGA TENANAN...!!"
Sardot : "Hey.. kutakut sekali.. Tanpa basa basi kau bilang...
suoro : "THUAAAANG!!"
...HUAADUUUUHH AMPUUUN MBAAK !!"
*sardot mlayu kepuyuh-puyuh dibalang wajan
.
kalau berkenan boleh kasih ane http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pblpkt.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6pblpkt.gif
bantu http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif juga boleh
asal jangan http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif ya gan
kalau http://ceri.ws/smilies/c-repost.gif http://ceri.ws/smilies/c-repost.gif mohon maaf ni.
Multi Quote (https://www.ceriwis.com/post_reply/000000000000000016705472/?post=000000000000000754302535) Quote (https://www.ceriwis.com/post_reply/000000000000000016705472/?post=000000000000000754302535)