DemiDiaLho
11th April 2016, 03:35 PM
Quote:Original Posted By andry93 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51a1bf177c12430e0e000002#post51a1bf177c12430e0e000 002)
Ati ati, yg baca ini nanti kena syndrome ngakak http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Sekumpulan pria berada di ruang ganti di salah satu tempat gym terkemuka dan eksklusif di pusat kota. Tiba2 terdengar deringan hp di penjuru ruangan itu. Salah satu dari pria itu menjawab panggilan tersebut dan terjadilah obrolan berikut:
"Hallo?"
"Abang, ini ayang." https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqlwohnn.gif
"Eemmmmm...."
"Abang masih di tempat gym ya?"https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvdpjkq.gif
"iya..."
"Ayang sekarang lagi ada di shopping complex dekat tempat gym abang. Ayang liat Louis Vuitton punya koleksi tas baru. Harganya murah kok, Cuma Rp. 7.000.000 aja... Boleh beli nggak, Bang?"
"O.K, belilah kalau kamu sudah sangat menyukainya."
"Ahhhhh....thanks abang,dan tadi sebelon ayang datang kesini,ayang ada singgah ke pameran mobil dan ngeliat mobil Mercedes terbaru. Ayang suka banget dengan modelnya, dan ayang juga sudah ngobrol dengan penjualnya dan dia setuju mau kasi 'good price'. Lagian kan bagus juga kalo mobil BMW yg kita beli thn lalu itu ditukar dengan yg baru.
"Berapa harga yang dia kasih?"
"Lagi harga promo, jadi Cuma Rp. 550 juta aja, bang..."
"O.K pastikan harga itu sudah 'on the road'."
"Great, ada 1 lagi, bang."
"Apa?"
"Tadi pagi ayang iseng-iseng singgah ke agent real estate dan ternyata rumah yg kita liat kemarin2 itu ternyata dijual..!!! Abang ingat ga?? Rumah seluas 1000 meter di Kebayoran Baru yang ada kolam renang berbentuk love, trus ada taman orchidnya dibelakang rumah yang berhadapan lapangan tennis itu, dan yang garasinya muat 4 mobil itu....Cantik kan bang?"
"Berapa harga yang mereka minta?"
"Cuma Rp 10 milyar saja. ok kan harganya,dan ayang liat kalo tabungan abang cukup buat beli itu."
"Baguslah kalau begitu. Kalo kamu bisa tawar jadi Rp 8,5 milyar silakan aja..."
"OK abang sayang,terima kasih bang. kita jumpa nanti malam ya?? I luv u."https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqlwohnn.gif
"bye...i luv u too."https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqlwohnn.gif
Pria itu berhenti ngomong dan menutup flip hpnya. Sambil mengangkat tangan dan memegang hp itu, dia bertanya pada orang2 yang di ruangan tersebut dan dengan suara keras dia bilang gini :
"ADA YANG TAU NGGAK, HANDPHONE INI SIAPA YANG PUNYA???"
MAAF GAN KALO REPOST .. CUMA INGIN BERBAGI NGAKAK https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Alhamdulillah banyak yang ngakak
Quote:
Quote:Original Posted By NextShadow ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/515d57b71cd719c230000005#post515d57b71cd719c230000 005)
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Quote:Original Posted By katokku ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/521304cda1cb177772000007#post521304cda1cb177772000 007)
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Quote:Original Posted By giatbelajar45 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/5225d73f17cb17277700000b#post5225d73f17cb172777000 00b)
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Quote:Original Posted By savana_society ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/522b7d2c3f42b2b85d000004#post522b7d2c3f42b2b85d000 004)
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sewot
Quote:Original Posted By MinatsuHokaze ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/520f65f28227cfad40000002#post520f65f28227cfad40000 002)
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Quote:Original Posted By katokku ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/521304cda1cb177772000007#post521304cda1cb177772000 007)
mantab bener gan sampe geli ane kocak https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif konyol banget dah gan kocak :D https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif http://s.kaskus.id/images/2012/07/24/4380805_20120724065640.gif kocak bgt gan https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif bolehlah ikut audisi lawak https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
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Ane binggung gan ini orang yang reply kenapa emotnya bikin https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif semua<span style="display:block; text-align:center;">
Ati ati, yg baca ini nanti kena syndrome ngakak http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
Sekumpulan pria berada di ruang ganti di salah satu tempat gym terkemuka dan eksklusif di pusat kota. Tiba2 terdengar deringan hp di penjuru ruangan itu. Salah satu dari pria itu menjawab panggilan tersebut dan terjadilah obrolan berikut:
"Hallo?"
"Abang, ini ayang." https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqlwohnn.gif
"Eemmmmm...."
"Abang masih di tempat gym ya?"https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvdpjkq.gif
"iya..."
"Ayang sekarang lagi ada di shopping complex dekat tempat gym abang. Ayang liat Louis Vuitton punya koleksi tas baru. Harganya murah kok, Cuma Rp. 7.000.000 aja... Boleh beli nggak, Bang?"
"O.K, belilah kalau kamu sudah sangat menyukainya."
"Ahhhhh....thanks abang,dan tadi sebelon ayang datang kesini,ayang ada singgah ke pameran mobil dan ngeliat mobil Mercedes terbaru. Ayang suka banget dengan modelnya, dan ayang juga sudah ngobrol dengan penjualnya dan dia setuju mau kasi 'good price'. Lagian kan bagus juga kalo mobil BMW yg kita beli thn lalu itu ditukar dengan yg baru.
"Berapa harga yang dia kasih?"
"Lagi harga promo, jadi Cuma Rp. 550 juta aja, bang..."
"O.K pastikan harga itu sudah 'on the road'."
"Great, ada 1 lagi, bang."
"Apa?"
"Tadi pagi ayang iseng-iseng singgah ke agent real estate dan ternyata rumah yg kita liat kemarin2 itu ternyata dijual..!!! Abang ingat ga?? Rumah seluas 1000 meter di Kebayoran Baru yang ada kolam renang berbentuk love, trus ada taman orchidnya dibelakang rumah yang berhadapan lapangan tennis itu, dan yang garasinya muat 4 mobil itu....Cantik kan bang?"
"Berapa harga yang mereka minta?"
"Cuma Rp 10 milyar saja. ok kan harganya,dan ayang liat kalo tabungan abang cukup buat beli itu."
"Baguslah kalau begitu. Kalo kamu bisa tawar jadi Rp 8,5 milyar silakan aja..."
"OK abang sayang,terima kasih bang. kita jumpa nanti malam ya?? I luv u."https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqlwohnn.gif
"bye...i luv u too."https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqlwohnn.gif
Pria itu berhenti ngomong dan menutup flip hpnya. Sambil mengangkat tangan dan memegang hp itu, dia bertanya pada orang2 yang di ruangan tersebut dan dengan suara keras dia bilang gini :
"ADA YANG TAU NGGAK, HANDPHONE INI SIAPA YANG PUNYA???"
MAAF GAN KALO REPOST .. CUMA INGIN BERBAGI NGAKAK https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
Alhamdulillah banyak yang ngakak
Quote:
Quote:Original Posted By NextShadow ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/515d57b71cd719c230000005#post515d57b71cd719c230000 005)
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Quote:Original Posted By katokku ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/521304cda1cb177772000007#post521304cda1cb177772000 007)
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Quote:Original Posted By giatbelajar45 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/5225d73f17cb17277700000b#post5225d73f17cb172777000 00b)
Wahahah Nice Joke Gan.. Sumpeh Lucu abis https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif Ngarang dari mane gan?? Ane Bantuin .. Keep Posting gan !!! https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif
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Quote:Original Posted By savana_society ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/522b7d2c3f42b2b85d000004#post522b7d2c3f42b2b85d000 004)
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sewot
Quote:Original Posted By MinatsuHokaze ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/520f65f28227cfad40000002#post520f65f28227cfad40000 002)
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Quote:Original Posted By katokku ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/521304cda1cb177772000007#post521304cda1cb177772000 007)
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Ane binggung gan ini orang yang reply kenapa emotnya bikin https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif semua<span style="display:block; text-align:center;">