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DemiDiaLho
11th April 2016, 03:35 PM
Critane sardot dadi operator sound system wektu alat-alate di sewo nang salah sawijining warga, sardot di cedak'i karo pelayan sing jenenge sodron.



Sodron : "niki mas daharanipun..lajeng unjuk'anipun pilih wedang teh nopo kopi..?"

Sardot : "Ngene yo mas..aku nak nang omah iku senenganku di gawekno wedang jahe karo bojoku..amargo iku, wedang senenganku..dadi aku gawekno wedang jahe wae yo.."



Sodron njur mlebu pawon nyedak'i Mukri sing tukang godog wedang,



Sodron : "kri tukang operatore njaluk wedang jahe,”

Mukri : " weladalah..kowe ngomongo onone mung wedang teh karo

kopi..cepetan"

Sodron : “moh ah..mengko nak ora di gawekne wedang jahe dewekne ngamuk..aku wedi..dewekne kan tukang ngamuk'an..”

Mukri : “mmm..yowis ngene ae,wedange teh tak campurane lombok supoyo wedange rasane pedes koyok wedang jahe.”

Sodron : "ojo...iso mati tenan aku mengko nak di amuk dewekne..”

Mukri : "ora..dewekne ora bakalan ngerti..cepet iki wedange wis dadi."



Sodron njur metu seko pawon karo perasaan wedi, sodron njur menehne wedange mau karo sardot..



Sodron : “mas niki wedange jahe..”

Sardot : “matur nuwun yo mas”



Sardot njur nyruput wedange. Bubar nyruput wedang, matane sardot njur menthelengi sodron karo ngomong :

"NAH YO IKI. WEDANG SING RASANE

PERSIS KOYOK SING DI GAWE

BOJOKU..MATUR SUWUN YO MAS"https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ly1iothbu.gif
Spoiler for Translate:
Ceritanya Sardot menjadi seorang operator sound system saat alat-alatnya disewa oleh salah seorang warga. Sardot di datangi oleh salah satu pelayan, namanya Sodron.


Sodron : "ini mas makanannya, terus minumnya pilih teh atau kopi..? “

Sardot : "Begini ya mas..aku kalo dirumah tu senengnya dibikinin wedang jahe sama istriku, karena itu minuman favoritku. Jadi, bikinin wedang jahe saja ya mas. “



Sodron kemudian pergi ke dapur medekati Mukri yang tugasnya membuat minuman.



Sodron : "kri, operatornya minta dibuatin wedang jahe..”

Mukri : " weladalah..kamu bilang aja adanya teh sama kopi, cepetan ”

Sodron : gak mau ah, nanti kalo gak dibikinin wedang jahe dia ngamuk, saya takut, dia kan mudah ngamuk orangnya”

Mukri : mmm..kalo gitu gini aja, teh nya tak campur cabe aja biar rasanya pedes kayak wedang jahe.”

Sodron : "Jangannn...bisa mati beneran aku nanti kalo diamuk sama dia...

Mukri : "nggak, dia gak bakalan tau, cepet ini minumnya udah jadi.”

Sodron kemudian keluar dari dapur dengan perasaan takut. Sodron kemudian memberikan minuman tadi ke sardot.

Sodron : mas ini minumannya..

Sardot : Makasih ya mas.



Sardot kemudian meminum minuman tadi. Setelah meminum, mata Sardot kemudian memelototin sodron sambil bilang :

"NAH YA INI NIH. MINUMAN YANG RASANYA PERSIS SEPERTI BUATAN ISTRI SAYA, MAKASIH YA MAS”

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Spoiler for Komeng Agan-agan yang bikin :ngakak:
Quote:Original Posted By shoohoh► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51d9718a38cb176324000012#post51d9718a38cb176324000 012)
Wkwkwkwkwk...

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Mau racunin suaminya tu istri...:D



Quote:Original Posted By urashima.k ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51da190ebe29a0952800000c#post51da190ebe29a09528000 00c)
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Quote:Original Posted By hadisaputra17 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51da1caabe29a0b057000002#post51da1caabe29a0b057000 002)
haha bayangkan melotot nya kaya arya wiguna https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By krembolizer ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51da46f18027cff93700000a#post51da46f18027cff937000 00a)
ahahah..



isok ae koen rek..



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Quote:Original Posted By indrawan35 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51da4d0d8327cf3d54000008#post51da4d0d8327cf3d54000 008)
hahaha... jdi tiap hari dia minum teh+lombok toh...https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By catleyashop ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51da53f53f42b29a0c00000a#post51da53f53f42b29a0c000 00a)
jadi selama ini sama bininya nggak dibikinin wedang jahe ,tp wedang air lombok https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By lucky777s ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51de3c51542acf135b000005#post51de3c51542acf135b000 005)
g bisa bayangin gimana rasa wedangnya ya gan.... https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By cap.cups ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51de9cde8127cfa806000009#post51de9cde8127cfa806000 009)
gak bisa nahan tawa gan ,

wkwkwkkwk

kayak acara tahan tawa aja , pasti kalah nih semua peserta kalo gini

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hehehe



Quote:Original Posted By pixels ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51df66c64f6ea16f55000003#post51df66c64f6ea16f55000 003)
wkwkwkkwkwk bener2 kocak gan jokes ente.,., .https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By cap.cups ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51dfbd68631243532f000003#post51dfbd68631243532f000 003)
nais trit gan



ane ampe ga berenti https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif teruus



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lucunya setingkat bonek gan...hahaha



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Oalah Ndot...Ndot...ngamukan koq geblek...https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By PeRie01 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/51e4fb67bbf87bdf79000008#post51e4fb67bbf87bdf79000 008)
https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif berarti bojone yo gawe wedang campur lombok, ben ngirit



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Jadi ni ceritanya suaminya yang ga bisa bedain wedang jahe atau istrinya memperkenalkan pemahaman yang salah tentang wedang jahe.Wedang jahe = Teh campur cabe... https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By soulthonz ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/521146eb1cd7192279000001#post521146eb1cd7192279000 001)
wkwkwkwk https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif

ngomong2 TS udh pernah nyoba wedang jahe ala mukri blm ? hehe



Quote:Original Posted By qinami ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/521182241f0bc3c959000008#post521182241f0bc3c959000 008)
kwkwk banyangkan melotot kek eyang subur https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



Quote:Original Posted By dedisuhermanto ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/52118873fbca176b5f000007#post52118873fbca176b5f000 007)
ngakak ane gan sumpah https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif



tapi sayangnya ane ga ngerti bahasa TS https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvdpjkq.gif



Quote:Original Posted By Yang.mulia ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/523c14c10d8b46cf2a000005#post523c14c10d8b46cf2a000 005)




translatenya kurang dot

wedang = minuman hangat

setau ane sih gan :D



Quote:Original Posted By dharma1497 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/523debaffeca17bc0a000009#post523debaffeca17bc0a000 009)
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