JagoNyinyir
11th April 2016, 03:31 PM
Pagi Agan - agan sekilan... Menyemangati pagi ini, Jokes dari Temen ane neh Gan (Lebih tepatnya maknya dia yang ngalamin...https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gif)
Ga Pake Lama, Langsung aja Kecebur Gooot... Eh, Cekibroooot...:pmaluhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gif
Ada Seorang yg keknya pengemis dateng ke rumah temen ane, kebetulan maknya temen ane ge cuci baju dibelakang. Walhasil, terjadilah percakapan sbb
P = Pengemis
M = Maknya Temen Ane
Karena ini pake Bahasa Jawa, langsung Ane kasih Translatenya Gan...
P :"Teng.. Teng... Teng..!!! (Nenteng pager) Kulo Nuwuuunn Bapak, Ibu'..."
("Teng.. Teng.. Teng..!!! {Ngetuk Pager} Saya Permisi Bapak, Ibu'...")
M :"Sekedap, Sinten Nggih..???" ("Sebentar, Siapa Ya..???")
P :"Kulo Bapak, Kulo Ibu'..." ("Saya Bapak, Saya Ibu'...")
Karena https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6p94iii.gif, sambil penasaran maknya temen Ane terus nanya ke orang itu sambil jalan keluar...
M :"Kulo Sinten Nggeh..???" ("Saya siapa Ya..???") Tanya maknya temen ane sambil http://ceri.ws/smilies/th_ngebut.gif dan https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6p94iii.gif siapa sih tamu ini..???
Sekonyong" Pengemis tsb menjawab...
P :"Kulo Ibu'... Kulo Nuwuuuun..!!!!" ("Saya Ibu'... Saya Permisiiii...")
Mendengar itu, maknya temen ane langsung Ngejawab...
M :"Ooaaalaaah... Wong Edan..!!!!" ("Ooaaalaaah... Orang Gila..!!!!")
Sambil http://ceri.ws/smilies/th_ngebut.gifhttp://ceri.ws/smilies/th_ngebut.gifhttp://ceri.ws/smilies/th_ngebut.gif balik kebelakang nerusin cuciannya...
<div class="spoiler">Spoiler for Banyak banget yang Ga Paham..???:
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Quote:Original Posted By JayyaJayya ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747885901#post000000000000000747885 901)
kok ane jd kurang paham ganhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6p94iii.gif
Quote:Original Posted By utwida ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747861909#post000000000000000747861 909)
ane masih bingung gan jalan cerintanya...
Quote:Original Posted By XiaoLong15 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747859207#post000000000000000747859 207)
waduh, uda di tranlate masi ga ngerti jg ane gan https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6p94iii.gif
Quote:Original Posted By izzayanicantixx ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747837305#post000000000000000747837 305)
gak ngerti maksudnya apa ya???
:kabur: :kabur:
Quote:Original Posted By kambingz_congek ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747835378#post000000000000000747835 378)
ga ngerti ane gan...
Quote:Original Posted By fruXtc ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747831171#post000000000000000747831 171)
ane bingung maksudnya apa gan... https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6p94iii.gif
<div class="spoiler">Spoiler for Neh Ane Jelasin lagi secara singkat ya Gan..???:
<div id="bbcode_spoiler_content" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px solid #CCC;background: #EEE;color:#000;"><div class="content_spoiler_570b60f808514" id="bbcode_inside_spoiler" style="display: none;background: #EEE;">
Ada pengemis nenteng pintu terus bilang "saya permisi..." Pas ditanya "siapa..???" dia jawab "saya..", pas ditanya lagi "saya siapa ya..???" Tuh orang malah jawab "saya bu', saya permisi..." gitu Gan, jadi jawabannya ke ibu' temen ane itu mbulet alias muter" gak karuan gitu Gan... Makanya terus ma ibu' temen ane dibilang Oooaaalaaaah.. Orang Gila sambil balik lagi nerusin cucian, Bisa di Pahamkan..??? https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbeg2zaps8px.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbeg2zaps8px.gif
<div class="spoiler">Spoiler for Pesan TS...:
<div id="bbcode_spoiler_content" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px solid #CCC;background: #EEE;color:#000;"><div class="content_spoiler_570b60f8087b3" id="bbcode_inside_spoiler" style="display: none;background: #EEE;">
Kalo abis baca, jangan lupa kasih <a target="_blank" href="http://postimage.org/" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'outbond', 'click', 'http://postimage.org/']);dataLayer.push({'event': 'trackEvent','eventDetails.category': 'outbond', 'eventDetails.action': 'click', 'eventDetails.label': 'http://postimage.org/'}); ">
Ga Pake Lama, Langsung aja Kecebur Gooot... Eh, Cekibroooot...:pmaluhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gif
Ada Seorang yg keknya pengemis dateng ke rumah temen ane, kebetulan maknya temen ane ge cuci baju dibelakang. Walhasil, terjadilah percakapan sbb
P = Pengemis
M = Maknya Temen Ane
Karena ini pake Bahasa Jawa, langsung Ane kasih Translatenya Gan...
P :"Teng.. Teng... Teng..!!! (Nenteng pager) Kulo Nuwuuunn Bapak, Ibu'..."
("Teng.. Teng.. Teng..!!! {Ngetuk Pager} Saya Permisi Bapak, Ibu'...")
M :"Sekedap, Sinten Nggih..???" ("Sebentar, Siapa Ya..???")
P :"Kulo Bapak, Kulo Ibu'..." ("Saya Bapak, Saya Ibu'...")
Karena https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6p94iii.gif, sambil penasaran maknya temen Ane terus nanya ke orang itu sambil jalan keluar...
M :"Kulo Sinten Nggeh..???" ("Saya siapa Ya..???") Tanya maknya temen ane sambil http://ceri.ws/smilies/th_ngebut.gif dan https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6p94iii.gif siapa sih tamu ini..???
Sekonyong" Pengemis tsb menjawab...
P :"Kulo Ibu'... Kulo Nuwuuuun..!!!!" ("Saya Ibu'... Saya Permisiiii...")
Mendengar itu, maknya temen ane langsung Ngejawab...
M :"Ooaaalaaah... Wong Edan..!!!!" ("Ooaaalaaah... Orang Gila..!!!!")
Sambil http://ceri.ws/smilies/th_ngebut.gifhttp://ceri.ws/smilies/th_ngebut.gifhttp://ceri.ws/smilies/th_ngebut.gif balik kebelakang nerusin cuciannya...
<div class="spoiler">Spoiler for Banyak banget yang Ga Paham..???:
<div id="bbcode_spoiler_content" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px solid #CCC;background: #EEE;color:#000;"><div class="content_spoiler_570b60f80822c" id="bbcode_inside_spoiler" style="display: none;background: #EEE;">
Quote:Original Posted By JayyaJayya ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747885901#post000000000000000747885 901)
kok ane jd kurang paham ganhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6p94iii.gif
Quote:Original Posted By utwida ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747861909#post000000000000000747861 909)
ane masih bingung gan jalan cerintanya...
Quote:Original Posted By XiaoLong15 ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747859207#post000000000000000747859 207)
waduh, uda di tranlate masi ga ngerti jg ane gan https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6p94iii.gif
Quote:Original Posted By izzayanicantixx ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747837305#post000000000000000747837 305)
gak ngerti maksudnya apa ya???
:kabur: :kabur:
Quote:Original Posted By kambingz_congek ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747835378#post000000000000000747835 378)
ga ngerti ane gan...
Quote:Original Posted By fruXtc ► (https://www.ceriwis.com/post/000000000000000747831171#post000000000000000747831 171)
ane bingung maksudnya apa gan... https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ox6p94iii.gif
<div class="spoiler">Spoiler for Neh Ane Jelasin lagi secara singkat ya Gan..???:
<div id="bbcode_spoiler_content" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px solid #CCC;background: #EEE;color:#000;"><div class="content_spoiler_570b60f808514" id="bbcode_inside_spoiler" style="display: none;background: #EEE;">
Ada pengemis nenteng pintu terus bilang "saya permisi..." Pas ditanya "siapa..???" dia jawab "saya..", pas ditanya lagi "saya siapa ya..???" Tuh orang malah jawab "saya bu', saya permisi..." gitu Gan, jadi jawabannya ke ibu' temen ane itu mbulet alias muter" gak karuan gitu Gan... Makanya terus ma ibu' temen ane dibilang Oooaaalaaaah.. Orang Gila sambil balik lagi nerusin cucian, Bisa di Pahamkan..??? https://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbeg2zaps8px.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvafv6q.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gifhttps://www.ceriwis.com/img/i.php?src=http://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbeg2zaps8px.gif
<div class="spoiler">Spoiler for Pesan TS...:
<div id="bbcode_spoiler_content" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px solid #CCC;background: #EEE;color:#000;"><div class="content_spoiler_570b60f8087b3" id="bbcode_inside_spoiler" style="display: none;background: #EEE;">
Kalo abis baca, jangan lupa kasih <a target="_blank" href="http://postimage.org/" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'outbond', 'click', 'http://postimage.org/']);dataLayer.push({'event': 'trackEvent','eventDetails.category': 'outbond', 'eventDetails.action': 'click', 'eventDetails.label': 'http://postimage.org/'}); ">