AriUntunk
11th April 2016, 01:41 PM
Frety: Mas beliin makanan ringan kenapa sih sekali2?
Oblo: Siap dek, aku berangkat nih.
*1 jam kemudian*
Frety: Mana?
Oblo: Aku udah keliling kemana2 tapi ga dapet Dek, maaf.
Frety: Ishh nyebelin bgt sih kamu!
Oblo: Suer Dek! Semua indomaret yg aku datengin ga ada timbangannya, gimana aku mau beli, kalo aku ga tau itu makanan berat apa ringan.
Frety: Huaa.. *lari ke kamar mandi* *nangis di bawah shower*
???
Frety: Itu ada orang jualan pulsa, beliin dong.
Oblo: Mau berapa kilo Dek?
Frety: Tiga liter aja!
Oblo: Mau dibungkus apa dimakan di sini?
Frety: Dipincuk ae Mas! CROTTLAH! *lompat ke sumur*
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Oblo: Yowis, ga usah bete, nih minum akua aja.
Frety: ?
Oblo: Lebih sehat lho, ini kemaren aku timba langsung dari sumber mata airnya di pegunungan.
Frety: ??
Oblo: Ayo dong diminum, diem aja, ga doyan akua?
Frety: Akua sih akua Mas, tapi bukan akua galon gini!! HIHHH! *cekek* *ceburin kloset* *siram*
Frety: Makan ati aku lama2 pacaran sama kamu Mas!
Oblo: Bentar, bentar, Dek. Aku ke warung dulu.
Frety: Ngapain sih? Masih diskusi juga!
*semenit kemudian*
Oblo: Nih dek, teh botol buat kamu. Gue bela2in ngutang.
Frety: Buat apa beginian?!
Oblo: Lho piye to? Kamu kan lagi makan ati,apapun makannya, minumnya teh botol sosro, Dek.
Frety: Errghh!!! *geram petir* *nyakar2 muka kucing*
???
*di kolam renang*
Oblo: Tau ga dek?
Frety: Apa Mas?
Oblo: Meskipun air kolam ini dingin, tapi kalo berenangnya di dekat kamu, rasanya tuh jadi anget gitu. Eeaa.
Frety: Mungkin karena aku barusan pipis di dalam air Mas.
Oblo: KOPLOK?! *delepin*
k
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Oblo: Siap dek, aku berangkat nih.
*1 jam kemudian*
Frety: Mana?
Oblo: Aku udah keliling kemana2 tapi ga dapet Dek, maaf.
Frety: Ishh nyebelin bgt sih kamu!
Oblo: Suer Dek! Semua indomaret yg aku datengin ga ada timbangannya, gimana aku mau beli, kalo aku ga tau itu makanan berat apa ringan.
Frety: Huaa.. *lari ke kamar mandi* *nangis di bawah shower*
???
Frety: Itu ada orang jualan pulsa, beliin dong.
Oblo: Mau berapa kilo Dek?
Frety: Tiga liter aja!
Oblo: Mau dibungkus apa dimakan di sini?
Frety: Dipincuk ae Mas! CROTTLAH! *lompat ke sumur*
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Oblo: Yowis, ga usah bete, nih minum akua aja.
Frety: ?
Oblo: Lebih sehat lho, ini kemaren aku timba langsung dari sumber mata airnya di pegunungan.
Frety: ??
Oblo: Ayo dong diminum, diem aja, ga doyan akua?
Frety: Akua sih akua Mas, tapi bukan akua galon gini!! HIHHH! *cekek* *ceburin kloset* *siram*
Frety: Makan ati aku lama2 pacaran sama kamu Mas!
Oblo: Bentar, bentar, Dek. Aku ke warung dulu.
Frety: Ngapain sih? Masih diskusi juga!
*semenit kemudian*
Oblo: Nih dek, teh botol buat kamu. Gue bela2in ngutang.
Frety: Buat apa beginian?!
Oblo: Lho piye to? Kamu kan lagi makan ati,apapun makannya, minumnya teh botol sosro, Dek.
Frety: Errghh!!! *geram petir* *nyakar2 muka kucing*
???
*di kolam renang*
Oblo: Tau ga dek?
Frety: Apa Mas?
Oblo: Meskipun air kolam ini dingin, tapi kalo berenangnya di dekat kamu, rasanya tuh jadi anget gitu. Eeaa.
Frety: Mungkin karena aku barusan pipis di dalam air Mas.
Oblo: KOPLOK?! *delepin*
k
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