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JUST FOR FUN
Spoiler for Top 20 reasons not to Date a Photographer:
1. Your birthday present will be a portrait that they’ve taken of you.
2. They rather hold their bulky camera bag, than hold hands with you.
3. They can find the beauty in anything
4. On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go “mirror lock, tripod, and stop down f/8 at 1/125.”
5. You can’t get them a birthday/Christmas present without spending at least $500
6. They hate your emo friends profile pics.
7. They like to stand in bus stand watching people for great lengths of time.
8. They won’t return your calls or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting pics on Flicker
9. In a panic situation instead of running away they will grab their cam and go down to take pics
10. Bringing their camera means, bringing 50lbs of equipment
11. Camera gadgets are too expensive, you will owe them thousand dollar if you accidentally break their stuffs.
12. They rather pay $1,000+ on new lens than a purse on you.
13. They spend all their time on the computer and internet but wont reply you in chat box.
14. Everything is watermarked.
15. You can’t take a photo with them without taking at least five more.
16. They get angry when your friends use DSLR to take pics at random gathering and post the photos on Facebook.
17. They still use film cameras. (Being Classical)
18. They may like weather that you hate.
19. A photography workshop means lot to them instead of your Anniversary.
20. No matter they have car or a bike they prefer walking.
source (http://www.sahihoo.com/2011/11/top-20-reasons-not-to-date-photographer.html)
Spoiler for 13 Reasons not to date a Musician:
1. You can never understand their “level” of music.
2. They listen to weird artists and songs, whose names you haven’t even heard.
Even worse, they make YOU listen to weird songs.
3. They’re all bloody lazy. There is no other word to describe them. They show up late at everything, only work a couple of hours, and expect everything else to happen miraculously.
4. If you switch a song they like, you’re in for trouble.
5. They make weird sounds along with every song that’s playing, so mush so that you never really get to enjoy any music at all.
6. The artists you like? Your favorite songs of the season? Well they’re all an embarrassment for the REAL music industry.
7. They’d prefer spending time with other musicians, than going on a date with you.
8. Their jamming sessions are endless. Don’t ask them when they’ll be back!
9. The music you listen to lacks “soul/feel/etc”.
10. And if you happen to be with one of the wanna-be musicians, oh well, good luck trying to get him into his senses that musicians are well, born musicians.
11. Last but not the least, you have to lie to them. Because if you say you don’t like a particular song that they apparently love, then your standards of art will be judged.
12. They will only catch their BIG BREAK and become famous after you’ve split up!
13. The drummers are the worst by far, they make constipated faces while playing!
source (http://beautyrushco.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/10-reasons-not-to-date-a-musician-and-counting/)
Spoiler for 16 reasons not to date a designer (architects included):
1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like the colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
4. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
5. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
6. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
7. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
8. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
9. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
10. They hate Excel.
11. They want to save the world only with a poster.
12. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
13. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
14. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
15. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
16. You will never understand their gifts.
source (http://noaandreea.wordpress.com/2011/04/13/35-reasons-not-to-date-a-designer-architects-included/)
Spoiler for 18 Reasons Not To Date A Programmer:
1. They are weird and geeky.
2. They have horrible fashion sense.
3. They like facial hair.
4. They commit hubris. For example, they create trees.
5. Java to them is the programming language, not the island in Indonesia, or the coffee grown there.
6. Pe(a)rl and ruby to them are programming languages, not gemstones.
7. If you ask for small talk, they will think you are asking them to teach you programming.
8. Love for them is just a function.
9. They do not converse well. They communicate by passing messages.
10. They write to you in 1’s and 0’s.
11. They spend all their time on the computer.
12. You can’t bug them. They would rather stare at their debug logs, than look at you.
13. They give you instructions.
14. For them, unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck are OS commands.
15. They model relationships with diagrams.
16. They always look for problems.
17. They correct your usage of “and”, “or”, “nor”.
18. They think in terms of algorithms.
source (http://techieyuckyboy.tumblr.com/post/13873954607/50-reasons-not-to-date-a-programmer)
Spoiler for Reasons Not To Date An Economist:
1. Economists may be dangerous. Watch out for the invisible hands!
2. It won’t matter what you supply, they will always demand more.
3. They consider selfish behavior the most natural thing in the world.
4. They prefer doing it with models and dummies.
5. Economists habitually deflate everything.
6. They like their love lives like they like their markets: free and open.
7. They will never be happy with you as you are, they will always want you to grow.
8. They will spend their lives trying to predict your behavior.
9. They consider you perfectly substitutable.
10. They’ll only like you if you have plenty of elasticity.
11. They’ll never say “I Love you” only that “You optimise my utility”.
12. They will rate your kids’ advancement into a Human Development Index.
13. They will establish very clear household property rights to avoid the tragedy of the commons.
14. If you ever get depressed, they’ll lower their interest rate to zero.
15. They might collect a stratified household survey of family and friends, run regression and cluster analyses and check for heteroskedasticity before deciding to commit to you. (On the plus side you might get to see what your love looks like as a formula).
source (http://www.economistsdoitwithmodels.com/2012/10/25/just-for-fun-reasons-not-to-date-an-economist-thanks-guys/)
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Berawal dari melihat joke seputar 5 reasons why not to date an economist yang dipajang di mading kampus saya, saya jadi ingin mencari tahu joke serupa yang berkaitan dengan berbagai macam profesi lain dan akhirnya mencoba men-sharing-nya dengan agan-agan sekalian.
Semoga agan-agan terhibur dengan joke ini dan bisa tersenyum-senyum sendiri saat membacanya.
JUST FOR FUN
Spoiler for Top 20 reasons not to Date a Photographer:
1. Your birthday present will be a portrait that they’ve taken of you.
2. They rather hold their bulky camera bag, than hold hands with you.
3. They can find the beauty in anything
4. On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go “mirror lock, tripod, and stop down f/8 at 1/125.”
5. You can’t get them a birthday/Christmas present without spending at least $500
6. They hate your emo friends profile pics.
7. They like to stand in bus stand watching people for great lengths of time.
8. They won’t return your calls or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting pics on Flicker
9. In a panic situation instead of running away they will grab their cam and go down to take pics
10. Bringing their camera means, bringing 50lbs of equipment
11. Camera gadgets are too expensive, you will owe them thousand dollar if you accidentally break their stuffs.
12. They rather pay $1,000+ on new lens than a purse on you.
13. They spend all their time on the computer and internet but wont reply you in chat box.
14. Everything is watermarked.
15. You can’t take a photo with them without taking at least five more.
16. They get angry when your friends use DSLR to take pics at random gathering and post the photos on Facebook.
17. They still use film cameras. (Being Classical)
18. They may like weather that you hate.
19. A photography workshop means lot to them instead of your Anniversary.
20. No matter they have car or a bike they prefer walking.
source (http://www.sahihoo.com/2011/11/top-20-reasons-not-to-date-photographer.html)
Spoiler for 13 Reasons not to date a Musician:
1. You can never understand their “level” of music.
2. They listen to weird artists and songs, whose names you haven’t even heard.
Even worse, they make YOU listen to weird songs.
3. They’re all bloody lazy. There is no other word to describe them. They show up late at everything, only work a couple of hours, and expect everything else to happen miraculously.
4. If you switch a song they like, you’re in for trouble.
5. They make weird sounds along with every song that’s playing, so mush so that you never really get to enjoy any music at all.
6. The artists you like? Your favorite songs of the season? Well they’re all an embarrassment for the REAL music industry.
7. They’d prefer spending time with other musicians, than going on a date with you.
8. Their jamming sessions are endless. Don’t ask them when they’ll be back!
9. The music you listen to lacks “soul/feel/etc”.
10. And if you happen to be with one of the wanna-be musicians, oh well, good luck trying to get him into his senses that musicians are well, born musicians.
11. Last but not the least, you have to lie to them. Because if you say you don’t like a particular song that they apparently love, then your standards of art will be judged.
12. They will only catch their BIG BREAK and become famous after you’ve split up!
13. The drummers are the worst by far, they make constipated faces while playing!
source (http://beautyrushco.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/10-reasons-not-to-date-a-musician-and-counting/)
Spoiler for 16 reasons not to date a designer (architects included):
1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like the colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
4. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
5. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
6. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
7. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
8. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
9. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
10. They hate Excel.
11. They want to save the world only with a poster.
12. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
13. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
14. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
15. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
16. You will never understand their gifts.
source (http://noaandreea.wordpress.com/2011/04/13/35-reasons-not-to-date-a-designer-architects-included/)
Spoiler for 18 Reasons Not To Date A Programmer:
1. They are weird and geeky.
2. They have horrible fashion sense.
3. They like facial hair.
4. They commit hubris. For example, they create trees.
5. Java to them is the programming language, not the island in Indonesia, or the coffee grown there.
6. Pe(a)rl and ruby to them are programming languages, not gemstones.
7. If you ask for small talk, they will think you are asking them to teach you programming.
8. Love for them is just a function.
9. They do not converse well. They communicate by passing messages.
10. They write to you in 1’s and 0’s.
11. They spend all their time on the computer.
12. You can’t bug them. They would rather stare at their debug logs, than look at you.
13. They give you instructions.
14. For them, unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck are OS commands.
15. They model relationships with diagrams.
16. They always look for problems.
17. They correct your usage of “and”, “or”, “nor”.
18. They think in terms of algorithms.
source (http://techieyuckyboy.tumblr.com/post/13873954607/50-reasons-not-to-date-a-programmer)
Spoiler for Reasons Not To Date An Economist:
1. Economists may be dangerous. Watch out for the invisible hands!
2. It won’t matter what you supply, they will always demand more.
3. They consider selfish behavior the most natural thing in the world.
4. They prefer doing it with models and dummies.
5. Economists habitually deflate everything.
6. They like their love lives like they like their markets: free and open.
7. They will never be happy with you as you are, they will always want you to grow.
8. They will spend their lives trying to predict your behavior.
9. They consider you perfectly substitutable.
10. They’ll only like you if you have plenty of elasticity.
11. They’ll never say “I Love you” only that “You optimise my utility”.
12. They will rate your kids’ advancement into a Human Development Index.
13. They will establish very clear household property rights to avoid the tragedy of the commons.
14. If you ever get depressed, they’ll lower their interest rate to zero.
15. They might collect a stratified household survey of family and friends, run regression and cluster analyses and check for heteroskedasticity before deciding to commit to you. (On the plus side you might get to see what your love looks like as a formula).
source (http://www.economistsdoitwithmodels.com/2012/10/25/just-for-fun-reasons-not-to-date-an-economist-thanks-guys/)
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