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Deadwar
27th May 2010, 04:10 PM
Seorang lelaki bernama jimmy yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isteri barunya, menceritakan tentang masalahnya kepada seorang sahabatnya,japra

"Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar," ujar Jimmy. "Kebiasaan yang sering kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, terulangi pada malam pengantin."

"Maksudmu? Sebenarnya apa yang terjadi semalam?" si japra ingin tahu.

"Begini. Km kan tau kalau sewaktu bujang aku suka main perempuan?."

"Ha'ah. Tapi bukannya km bilang dah insyaf, akan bertobat stelah menikah?"

"Memang iya sihh. Tapi aku lupa berbuat sesuatu semalam."

"Oiya kah? Emang apaan yang udah km perbuat?"

"Km tau, saat malam pengantin semalam, setelah selesai melakukan hubungan, dalam keadaan lemas, tanpa sengaja aku memberikan uang 350rb pada isteriku."

"Wah, gila kamu??!" Japra terperanjat.

"Aku gak sengaja! Tp dah terjadi, mw apa lagi.." jawab jimmy dengan muka masam.

"Trus,gmana? Isterimu marah?"

"Itulah masalahnya," jimmy menjawab. "Dalam keadaan separuh sadar dia menjawab, 'Terima Kasih Bang, besok datang lagi ya'...!"

Nomox
27th May 2010, 04:17 PM
Jiakakakakak........ 1-1 ndannnnnn.......

jsdh
27th May 2010, 05:40 PM
ahwahwkahkhwkhawhahhaaakkk
impas daaahhhh

dezero
28th May 2010, 12:03 AM
Jiah... bininya jabl*y,,, setimpal....

butler
28th May 2010, 11:13 AM
wakakak
lucu ndan

nusashima
14th June 2010, 02:32 PM
sama doyan ekse sekasa lajang :nyahaha:

rtntfl
15th June 2010, 12:37 AM
:kocak: salah pilih cewe buat istri nih

downeez
15th June 2010, 10:21 AM
jodoh emang kagak kemana...:riang:

dbrict
15th June 2010, 10:30 AM
kocak abis ndan ... wkwkwkkwkwkw

axcel
15th June 2010, 10:59 AM
wkwkwkwk. . .
kocak gan. .
kacian thue suami na:kocak::kocak:

cingkaruk
15th June 2010, 12:34 PM
hahahaha....

salahkaprah
20th June 2010, 09:20 PM
:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyah aha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:: nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyaha ha::nyahaha:

parah ndan...

DeOne
21st June 2010, 12:24 AM
1 sama tuh :nyahaha:

reinshin
21st June 2010, 02:04 PM
nasib player..haha

donmon
22nd June 2010, 03:19 PM
muahhahahaa,,, mamammm dahh nohhh....

loco�... tmbh dunk ndan... :blink:

boss
24th June 2010, 09:02 AM
:kocak::kocak::kocak:
sama2 bekas orang nakal nih ndan

ArmadaDewa
6th July 2010, 08:21 PM
Bener juga kata orang, cewek baik� untuk cowok baik� begitu juga sebaliknya :rokok:

pipin47
6th July 2010, 10:16 PM
:rengek::rengek::rengek:wwakakak......

blackvario
7th July 2010, 12:57 AM
Ternyata sama-sama barbek (barang bekas)

KyO
7th July 2010, 09:11 PM
emng klo jodoh ma gak kemana pasti muter aja :nyahaha:

fullyflared
7th July 2010, 10:33 PM
hahahahahaha asli ndan,,,, ngantuk jadi terang benderang nih mata,,,:wahaha::wahaha::wahaha::wahaha:,,,,nih ndan,,:melon:

ceumekam
8th March 2011, 05:23 PM
berarti istrinya juga mantan PSK.. :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkkk

xbrondongx
16th March 2011, 04:46 PM
berarti istrinya juga mantan PSK.. :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkkk

wakowkoakwoakwoakowkaokwoakwao ngakak sampe bosen :mimisan:

spectr0
17th March 2011, 07:44 PM
bininya sama aja....

impas dah tuh org be2...

akakkakaaa

:wahaha::wahaha:

librilz
17th March 2011, 07:47 PM
wkwkwkwwk lucu

bereketex
18th March 2011, 07:34 PM
jiaaaahhh bininya bisyar :wahaha: :wahaha:

reaznot
18th March 2011, 08:51 PM
sama aja donk ndan, :wahaha::wahaha::wahaha:

vakuola46
18th March 2011, 11:34 PM
:wahaha::wahaha::wahaha::wahaha::wahaha: parah gan hahah gile brarti dua2 nya hahaha

baukaki
19th March 2011, 09:16 AM
:wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: sama saja :wahaha:

icako
20th March 2011, 11:17 AM
jodoh emang kagak kemana...:riang:

wkwkwk....bisa aja lu ndan

djohanrady
5th November 2011, 03:29 AM
pasangan yang "serasi" :gg:

ahuhoh
5th November 2011, 03:58 AM
wkwkwk
kocak jg

perjuh
5th November 2011, 04:11 AM
wkakaka..ketipu deh...

komandan123
5th November 2011, 04:17 AM
weleehh , istrinya ternyataaa :ngakak:

anjingpelacak
6th November 2011, 01:33 AM
:ngakak::ngakak:hahaha gila

galieh666
6th November 2011, 01:38 AM
mayan :ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

m3lv1nzzz
6th November 2011, 01:46 AM
:ceriwislove:

soul2rain
6th November 2011, 04:36 AM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

nevergetmore
6th November 2011, 04:45 AM
weleh
baloonnya dikatain istrii sweet :ngakak:

dragicevic
6th November 2011, 06:28 AM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

parjan
6th November 2011, 08:35 AM
hahahaha seimbang tu

udinsejagat
6th November 2011, 09:05 AM
:ngakak::ngakak:
suami isteri sama aja

foolisme
6th November 2011, 09:14 AM
sama2 pemain :ngakak:

bastardz
6th November 2011, 09:35 AM
hahahaha impas ndan :wahaha:

nasrul84
6th November 2011, 09:48 AM
Ada pic bininya ga ndan.....??
:ngakak:

robiehs
6th November 2011, 09:53 AM
:wahaha::wahaha::wahaha: sama sama deh

miumiu
6th November 2011, 10:29 AM
:cihuy::kocak:laki bini sama aj

holmeslux
6th November 2011, 01:30 PM
istrinya jablay ternyata :ngakak:

bapetzzz
6th November 2011, 05:08 PM
yah impas donk

wahkasar
6th November 2011, 05:10 PM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

Ketemu sesamanya yah...

dhitz
6th November 2011, 05:21 PM
seimbang berarti :mewek:

collagen
6th November 2011, 05:32 PM
Seharusnya suaminya blg, Bsk mau threesome bs nga? wkwkwkwk

supersaiya
6th November 2011, 05:32 PM
konyol banget dah :ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

ruli1968
6th November 2011, 06:44 PM
nah loh......

qwertyuio
6th November 2011, 08:26 PM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

t3pp3i
6th November 2011, 08:27 PM
waaaahhhhh ternyata istrinya juga pernah tuh...
sama sama kena deeeehhh

yc1908
6th November 2011, 08:33 PM
:ngakak:kacauuuuu ndan

qwertyuio
6th November 2011, 08:34 PM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

hyde87
6th November 2011, 08:36 PM
ahahahaha sama aja dong ahahhahaa

RaditOnFiRe
7th November 2011, 12:51 AM
lucu ndan:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

hydetoism
7th November 2011, 12:57 AM
:ngakak::ngakak:hukum karma ya ndan

diosa
7th November 2011, 01:15 AM
+ 1 aja deh

budi09
7th November 2011, 02:26 AM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

pasrah
7th November 2011, 09:25 AM
jadi bininya itu seorang....:shutup:

bokephebat
7th November 2011, 09:26 AM
:loveindonesia

ipay
7th November 2011, 11:34 AM
wkkwkwkw gila juga tu istri na.......wkwkkw

kawesatu
7th November 2011, 11:36 AM
setimpal.. :ngakak: :ngakak: :ngakak: :ngakak:

juragancinta
7th November 2011, 11:42 AM
:ngakak::ngakak: sama bejatnya

vanilamytaste
7th November 2011, 11:47 AM
malam Pertama sungguh terasa. . .:cabendan:

metalgrin
7th November 2011, 11:52 AM
hahhaha ternyata istrinya......

ragoz
7th November 2011, 11:52 AM
hahahahahaha,
si suami waktu bujang doyan jajan,
si istri waktu gadis doyan memberi jajanan.
sumpah ngakak abis.
ahahahahahaha:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

res
7th November 2011, 11:55 AM
:ngakak: wkwkwkwkwwkwkwkw istrinya mantan...

cipoksedot
7th November 2011, 12:02 PM
lucu ndan.. mayan lucu.. bikin sy terpingkal pingkal pingkal..

adisadi55
7th November 2011, 12:44 PM
wahahaha..seimbang tuh brarti..haha

gosokgigi
7th November 2011, 12:50 PM
waaaah hahahaha:loveindonesia:ngakak::ngakak:

ikmalamiru
7th November 2011, 07:03 PM
ea itu istri atau..... :ngakak::ngakak:

rodokbenjo
7th November 2011, 07:23 PM
bhahahahaha

synistras
7th November 2011, 08:51 PM
nice joke ndan :ngakak:

sikecil
7th November 2011, 09:07 PM
:melonndan:

maniacsx
7th November 2011, 09:36 PM
sama2 pemain :ngakak:

bro2012
7th November 2011, 09:43 PM
kiikikiikikikikikikiikilk

wakak
7th November 2011, 09:46 PM
bwakakakakkaka payah ne laki bini sama aja

addesta
7th November 2011, 09:56 PM
kena deh, istrinya juga bgitu ternyata, wakakkaa

esss3n
7th November 2011, 10:07 PM
jikakakakakak....seri dah tuh

begajulan
7th November 2011, 11:37 PM
jiaaaah.. masa lalu yg mengasyikkan tuh
pedagang dan langganan ketemu, trus reuni hahahahaa

armstrong
8th November 2011, 05:58 PM
wkwkw.. lucu banget ndan.. ngakak guee:ngakak::ngakak:

fuhmie
8th November 2011, 06:01 PM
naas banget tuh ndan
suami ama isteri:wahaha:

rhesi
8th November 2011, 06:11 PM
hahahahaaha,,.................

wasu
8th November 2011, 06:14 PM
wkwkwkwkw.... parah istrinya jg suka dimaenin co

wira
8th November 2011, 06:18 PM
:wahaha: Sepertinya pengalaman Pribadi ini... :wahaha:

keongbuzz
8th November 2011, 06:27 PM
haha kocak. lanjut ndan

keriozaki
8th November 2011, 07:24 PM
lucu banget gan :ngakak:

keriozaki
8th November 2011, 08:23 PM
lucu banget gan :ngakak:

rambo2010
8th November 2011, 08:25 PM
berarti itu bukan istrinya:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

bokephebat
8th November 2011, 08:31 PM
muaantap gan, lucu hbs...!

cgit
11th November 2011, 05:27 AM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

bestcontain
11th November 2011, 06:01 AM
:kocak::kocak:

Avatar1357
20th November 2011, 11:27 PM
:kaget:
trnyta sama,,
:ganteng::ganteng::ganteng:

phoir
21st November 2011, 02:30 PM
impas dehh :ngakak:

TheLaws
21st November 2011, 03:28 PM
gila tuh suami isteri,.:wahaha::wahaha::wahaha:

brekmen
21st November 2011, 04:36 PM
wkwk anjrit humor sederhana bikin ngakak

Masbo
21st November 2011, 04:54 PM
ternyata sama aja ndan dua dua nya
:ngakak:

mantan
23rd November 2011, 10:13 AM
harusnya si istri ngasi kembalian tu...

elz08
23rd November 2011, 11:52 PM
wokakowakowakowako sama aja suami istrinya

comepunk
24th November 2011, 12:37 PM
edan bini ma laki sama:ngakak:

pndkz
24th November 2011, 07:03 PM
istri sama suami sama2 ga mau kalah :ngakak:

hardjokarun
25th November 2011, 02:25 PM
:ngakak: maniak ga sengaja dapat langganan orang

blekutak
25th November 2011, 03:00 PM
Kena karma dia... jadi emang jodoh lah :)

centongnasi
29th November 2011, 12:24 AM
:ngakak: imbang ndan, imbang

taliwang
29th November 2011, 12:50 AM
wakakaka.... sama2 berpengalaman nie....

siljo
27th February 2012, 10:29 AM
wakkaa... profesi si istri dulu ternyata..:shutup::ngakak::ngakak:


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Mafioso
1st March 2012, 07:48 AM
sama2 pemain ternyata :ngakak: