English Jokes

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Ane nemu beberapa jokes lucu tapi kalo di-Indonesiakan jadi kurang dapet maknanya.

So, ane ga terjemahin artinya, tapi gampang kok kalimatnya.

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Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria : Here it is.

Teacher : Correct ! Now class, who discovered America ?

Class : Maria !

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Teacher : Glenn, How do you spell 'Crocodile' ?

Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher : No, that's wrong.

Glenn : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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Teacher : Donald, what's the chemical formula for water ?

Donald : H I J K L M N O

Teacher : What are you talking about ?

Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O

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Teacher : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'

Millie : I is...

Teacher : No, Millie... Always say , 'I am'

Millie : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'

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Teacher : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ?

Simon : No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?

Clyde : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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source : 9 gag (http://9gag.com)



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UPDATE 2 (http://www.kaskus.co.id/showpost.php?p=541304369&postcount=28)



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