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sulebieber
9th June 2012, 09:05 AM
Woman: How much do you luv me?

Man: I love u so much, I cant measure.

W: No just tell me.

M: Okay. I am like a phone and you are my sim card. There's no me without you.

W: Aaaawww that is so romantic.

M (sighing to himself): Thank God she doesn't know. This is a China phone with three sim card.

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