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mREdgar
6th April 2010, 05:25 PM
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TRANSKIP percakapan TNI AL vs tentera diraja malaysia di perairan ambalat.
Cuplikan percakapan radio antara kapal perang Kerajaan Malaysia dan otoritas Indonesia di perairan Ambalat pada suatu malam di bulan Mei 2009 dalam situasi cuaca yang sangat buruk dan berkabut.

INDONESIA: "Harap belokkan kapal Anda 15 derajat ke utara untuk menghindari tabrakan."

MALAYSIA : "Lebih baik Anda yang membelok! krn kami berada di wilayah perairan kami.."

INDONESIA: "Kami juga berada di wilayah kedaulatan kami, Anda yang harus membelok untuk menghindari tabrakan fatal !!"

MALAYSIA : "Saya Laksamana Muda Tengku Datuk Mahmod Sofyan Komandan Gugus Timur Tentara Laut Diraja Malaysia.. Saya bilang belokkan kapal Anda!!!!sekarang! !!"

INDONESIA: "Negative!!! . Saya Mayor (Mar) Yophie Purba,Komandan Penjaga Perbatasan kepulauan Ambalat dari Korps Marinir TNI AL Republik Indonesia, saya katakan sekali lagi, belokkan kapal Anda!!! untuk menghindari tabrakan yang konyol !!!"

MALAYSIA : "Ini adalah Kapal Destroyer Tentara Laut Diraja Malaysia, kapal kedua terbesar dari Armada Utama kami. Kami dilengkapi tiga destroyer missil, tiga rudal berhulu ledak nuklir,1 lusin canon dan 2 unit hellicopter tempur. Saya MINTA Anda belok 15 derajat ke selatan. Sekali lagi saya ulangi: 15 derajat ke selatan, SEKARANG!! atau sebuah tindakan akan kami lakukan untuk mengamankan kapal Anda!!!"

INDONESIA: "Dasar Malaysia guuobloook!! !!! Ini mercusuar hoiii!!! sotoii banget sihh lu....

:nyahaha:

cungkring
6th April 2010, 06:57 PM
:nyahaha:mantab coy

conficker
14th April 2010, 06:13 PM
malaysia tolol...:araara:

maximuseprime
15th April 2010, 06:28 PM
mampang di pejwan m:2good:

igor
19th April 2010, 02:15 PM
lucu banget :jimek:

buckethead
19th April 2010, 02:20 PM
huahauhauh..malaysinya begoo amad..

1983nue
19th April 2010, 03:50 PM
haha, malay error, btw, mercusuar apa ya bos??????????????????:tersipu:

cumidingin
19th April 2010, 05:54 PM
udah pernah baca,,tapi lucu jg sih..:wahaha:

makanmakan
19th April 2010, 06:09 PM
:wahaha: malingsia bloon

slepetz
19th April 2010, 11:28 PM
haha, malay error, btw, mercusuar apa ya bos??????????????????:tersipu:
itu jenis kapal selam bos........ :konak::konak::gg::gg::eeek::eeek::deff:

Meddoc
20th April 2010, 11:52 AM
Itu goblok apa buta yah??Mercusuar aja gak keliatan..

zer0
22nd April 2010, 09:55 PM
:wahaha: saking ga percaya ama indonesia thu ndan,,heheh

Arya
3rd May 2010, 05:37 PM
itu jenis kapal selam bos........ :konak::konak::gg::gg::eeek::eeek::deff:
wakkakak.. ane ngakak bener baca komen ente, ndan..
:nyahaha:

mpeh
3rd May 2010, 05:50 PM
:konak: begok emank laingsia, masih aja gak mau ngalah sama mercusuar :jilmek:

vinovergehen
3rd May 2010, 08:48 PM
sungguh bodoh malaisia..

Mr000
3rd May 2010, 10:30 PM
:nyahaha: ketauwan deh to'il nya

FirmanCleon
5th May 2010, 01:56 AM
ahahahha
sotoooooooy :2good::2good:

r1yd
6th May 2010, 01:58 PM
DEJAVU nii...
tpi ga bosen2 bacanya dan,,kocak banget:wahaha:

ogietan
6th May 2010, 02:09 PM
malaysia bego.....

tabrak aja tu mercusuar.......

LinkBroken
6th May 2010, 02:14 PM
Malingsiit bodoohh..
wakakkakaa..

e99r
6th May 2010, 02:44 PM
wkwkkwkww...oke lah ndan,,,,

Doorpreze
6th May 2010, 05:27 PM
itu jenis kapal selam bos........ :konak::konak::gg::gg::eeek::eeek::deff:

wakakakkakak... sapa tuh yang bilang kapal selam.... kenapa nggak sekalian bilang pempek kapal selam... wkakakakakka:2good::2good::hi::hi:

samueljr
7th May 2010, 06:25 AM
Emang MALINGSIA Goblok,Tolol,Dongo,Bego,Idiot..............

mREdgar
8th May 2010, 02:36 PM
Emang MALINGSIA Goblok,Tolol,Dongo,Bego,Idiot..............

:mantap::2good::2good:

hitamhitam
8th May 2010, 02:58 PM
malingsia goblok.....

XComander
10th May 2010, 05:38 PM
Huakakkak tabrak sama Mercusuar wakwoakwaowk sotoyyy...

Blakatuk
14th May 2010, 10:23 AM
emang sotoy tu orang
pake nyombongin kapal segala
:wahaha::wahaha::wahaha:

mimpihitam
11th June 2010, 02:55 AM
wkwkwkwk malisia bego bner :kocak:

shibusawa
14th June 2010, 12:09 AM
malaysia tolol amat ya :cling:

Reyn26
14th June 2010, 12:13 AM
wkakakakak...
goblok bgt dan...

Indozero
14th June 2010, 02:00 AM
hahahaha ... :riang:

rastafaranev
14th June 2010, 02:59 AM
hahaha...
nice joke...:2good:

Deadwar
14th June 2010, 12:08 PM
wawawawawaw :kocak:

nusashima
14th June 2010, 12:17 PM
mantap nih ndan!!! :nyahaha:

karapov
14th June 2010, 12:35 PM
emang dasr malaisia guuooobbblloookkk:cling:

karapov
14th June 2010, 12:38 PM
:2good:lucu

karapov
14th June 2010, 12:44 PM
wkwkwkwkwkw...

FloatToGfx
14th June 2010, 01:09 PM
Wuakakakak mampos Malaysia !! :nyahaha:

darkvader
14th June 2010, 01:18 PM
itu jenis kapal selam bos........ :konak::konak::gg::gg::eeek::eeek::deff:


hauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauha
parah..... ngakak sengakak ngakaknya ane.......
kocak ndan....

IsenkDoank
14th June 2010, 01:22 PM
:kocak::kocak:kocak ndan

ricky2210
14th June 2010, 01:33 PM
ane suka joke ini!!!!

ucokzz
14th June 2010, 01:38 PM
:nyahaha: lucu banget nih cerita ndan

legendaryocean
14th June 2010, 03:28 PM
aduh"......gini klo orang gak mau ngalah...hha

DeOne
14th June 2010, 09:08 PM
Lucu ndan... :nyahaha: :nyahaha: :nyahaha:

buahnaga
15th June 2010, 01:05 AM
ngakak abis:riang:

downeez
15th June 2010, 08:35 AM
dasar malingsial.....goblok dipelihara.............

kilt
15th June 2010, 09:22 AM
haha cacat bgt :nyahaha::nyahaha:

dbrict
15th June 2010, 10:25 AM
huakakakakak ... asli ngakak

cingkaruk
15th June 2010, 12:35 PM
gokil2....

kelapaijo
15th June 2010, 12:37 PM
huehehe...

Ceriwis123
15th June 2010, 12:58 PM
huakakak... cacad tuh malingsia . dah tau mercusuar ga bisa belok . idiot

boss
24th June 2010, 05:45 PM
hahahaha bisa aja nih kumendan
:kocak::kocak::kocak:

gartan
19th November 2010, 02:25 PM
hahahahaha
mantap...

LittleDreamer
19th November 2010, 09:16 PM
jiahahha,, dasar malaysia:kocak:

MEGABOXIZE
19th November 2010, 09:28 PM
:wahaha::wahaha::wahaha: malaysia koplak...........

Ardyize
10th November 2011, 10:53 PM
bom pake LPG 3kilo

dave21
10th November 2011, 11:07 PM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

colay
10th November 2011, 11:10 PM
ahhahahahahahhahahahhaha........:ngakak::ngakak::n gakak::ngakak::ngakak:

tempesempit
10th November 2011, 11:15 PM
hahaha.... p:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:

dave21
10th November 2011, 11:31 PM
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak: