kembangtahu
27th May 2012, 06:05 PM
Son : What are the differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND, Dad?
Daddy replies:
My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl friend is a HandPhone.
At home watch TV. Go out, bring HandPhone.
No money, sell TV. Got money, change HandPhone.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HandPhone.
TV is free for life. But HandPhone, if you don't pay, services will be
TERMINATED!! !
But u should be careful with both, my dear son .... :ngebut:
Kalu :repost: mohon disori dan jangan :cabendan: ane ye gan.
Kalu ga repsol...menta di rate aje deh atau di lemparin :melonndan: aje ye gan
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Daddy replies:
My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl friend is a HandPhone.
At home watch TV. Go out, bring HandPhone.
No money, sell TV. Got money, change HandPhone.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HandPhone.
TV is free for life. But HandPhone, if you don't pay, services will be
TERMINATED!! !
But u should be careful with both, my dear son .... :ngebut:
Kalu :repost: mohon disori dan jangan :cabendan: ane ye gan.
Kalu ga repsol...menta di rate aje deh atau di lemparin :melonndan: aje ye gan
[/quote][quote]
Originally Posted by Mampir ke Thread Ane Yang Laen Ye Gan
Cuma Lulusan SD di China Bisa Bikin Kapal Selam Yang Benar-Benar Bisa Nyelam, Gan..!! (http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=3379496)
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Surat Izin Sakit Yang Kontroversial (http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=3376347)
URGENT!!!! Tolongin Cewek Ini Dong, Gan... (http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=3376308)
EPOC Bermain Game PC Hanya Dengan Imajinasi & Pikiran (http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=3375996)
Satu Detik Diambang Kematian..!! (http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=3375216)http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1184/bintang5.jpg
TV Yang Bener-Bener Flat, Gan!!! (http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=3371353)
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